His Sensationalism

[ Dzikri & Chelsea ]

[ Dzik & Zuu ]

[ Zat in pink act cute sia! :) ]

Being happy and cheerful is EXTRA-extraordinary.
It takes 50 muscles to frown but only 15 to SMILE!
So smile, smile and giggles, giggles and laugh, laugh!!

Today, a group of us had an open talk during lunch.
We were merely discussing about S.S.D.C. (?!)
SEX. SPERM. DICKS. CONDOMS. Laugh out loud!
[This is R.A rated. Kids under 12 please leave.] Hahas.

I’m serious that I have lack of knowledge about them.
I didn’t know that sperm is good for this and that.
I didn’t know that condoms have this or that.
Thanks to them, I finally clear my doubts. HEHEHE!
If you wanna know what we talked, just find me. ((:
And, I know how to measure dicks without ruler.

Yesterday was another happy day for me.
I found very happy friends in Habbo Hotel.
Well, happy as in happy. Get it? Get it? [#_#]
Does the word GAY come to your mind? Good.

I was chatting to some kids when 2 guys Friend Request me.
I jumped out of my seats when they told me they’re from Japan.
EH, it’s difficult to find Japanese friends okay.
And at that point of time, I had no idea they’re gay.

We had a long chat that lasted for 30 minutes...
When suddenly 1 of them asked me:
“Do you by any chance, errm... gay?”

Say what!? Say WHAT!? It’s out of the blue seh! =0
Of course I said, “No” with a sad smiley. Hahahas!
And I, being evil started blabbering about girls...
In which they seemed to be uninterested. Hahas.
They’re being kind to apologise me afterwards.

Me: EH, my school has a lot of pretty girls.
Me: They so sexy, you know. I bet you like them too.
Me: You go drooling over the floor.
Them: *Silent*

But, when I said about guys, they went lively. [ #_# ]
Oh well, just my luck eh to have 2 gay friends.
BUT! I’m still straight. I’m not homosexual lar seh!
Anyways, it’s good to have new friends of different sexuality.
And I shall wait for some lesbians to befriend me. ((:
Of course, being a typical kay-poh, I wanted to know more about gay. Those 2 guys were not afraid or shy to share it with me.
Ouhh La La! They said I was the first one to ask them that.
And, I found out that gay has high sensitivity than those MATS.
You know, I know eh. Hahahahas!! ((:

~ Gays Don’t Do Sex For A Living. That’s What I Learn. ~