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Muhammad Dzikri Bin Jasman
SIXteen February 1991
A proud & loyal Aquarius
I go by the name of Dzik0rita
1.70m Tall ; 65kg Heavy
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Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Ha Ha, He He, Ha Ha, Ho!
La La La, La La La La La!
La La La, La La La La La!
Oh baby, baby, have you seen Amy tonight?

The Bake Off Challenge was indeed thrilling.
When two retards baked, the kitchen went haywire.
I am satisfied that I managed to bake without any supervision.
It was insane that my soufflé looked pleasing.
But Elmi said it tasted more like seawater.

Anyways, I regretted putting too much salt.
If the instructions say 1/16 teaspoon salt, you bloody hell put that amount. Don’t be a smart-aleck and put ¼ teaspoon salt! HAH.


Dzikri’s Salty Soufflé
Taste: 3/10
Presentation: 6/10


Ratna’s Watery Soufflé
Taste: 4/10
Presentation: 5/10

And I pity Elmi because he had to taste our soufflé.
You should see him perspiring because he was too scared!

After the disastrous Bake Off Challenge, we headed to Singapore Poly. Ratna had a hard time choosing a laptop. Zebras Oh My God! And she brought us around SP aimlessly. [#_#]

Anyways, I had a blast mocking SP.
The design and architecture was beyond my imaginations.
Hahaha! I couldn’t stop laughing to see how awful SP is.
Sorry to all students in SP. I am just stating the fact.
To think that SP was indeed my first choice. LoL!
Thank goodness I got rejected by the school.

After that, we went to Republic Poly.
Elmi’s laptop spoilt and needed a repair or something.
Ratna taught me how to whisper but I eventually failed.
Even Elmi could hear my voice few metres away.
Anyways, RP is damn nice can.
I feel welcome by the school as compared to SP.

Finally, we rejoiced ourselves with a treat at Gelare.
We were too tired to even munch our waffles.
And we were even too tired that we took a taxi home.

I had fun going around Singapore with them.
I had fun making a nuisance of myself at SP and RP just to make Ratna and Elmi embarrassed respectively. Hahaha! ((:
I had fun talking crap with them.
But I certainly didn’t enjoy it when people gave me stares!

~ 36 More Hours To Go Pulau Besar, Can? ~

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