Me, My Self & I

4Minute Every Minute

2010-06-07T23:17:00.000+08:00

4Minute Every Minute

KPop has been overrated nowadays. HAH!

Lazy to elaborate. Shall be humble and rest my case.

4Minute was on the top during last week's Music Bank.

I was overwhelmed by the fact they're at #6 on K-Chart.

I've waited for their comeback for quite awhile now.

And yes! I was jumping, screaming & dancing with excitement!

Though I got a feeling they won't last that place for long.

But they deserved some recognition. 4Minute Show Me~

And SS501 is going to stir K-Chart with wins, right?

Young Saeng Love Ya; We can be so perfect. Click here!

Anyways, I should have blogged this yesterday.

But was too busy revising and hardly free to do it.

Happy Birthday to the whiny cute little baby HyunAh!

Your age has Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Change to 18!

Thus far, I'm so looking forward to 20th & 21st of June.

Hey Ratna, did you lose our tickets?
This is my first time, I have faith in her. HAH!

U U U U-Kiss eh!~ Can't wait to see them! ^.^v

KL Genting Trip - Day 3 [Part 2]

2010-06-07T19:52:00.012+08:00

KL Genting Trip - Day 3 [Part 2]

We end our KL Genting Trip, shopping!!~

We headed to Sungei Wang Plaza to shop and leisure time.

Was carrying souvenirs I got for friends.

And I also got a Hugo Boss perfume for just RM20.

Awesome-ness! Should have bought 2. Damn.

We had our early dinner at (where?).

And also would be the time my family bid farewell to the rest.

Due to the reason I had test the next day. Boooo~

[C.Rock last Group Photo for the trip]

We should go holiday with bus rides next time.

Would be awesome as we could be so "kecoh-rable"!

Okay, you all! That's the KL Genting Trip.

Wave Goodbye with me! Bye! ^.^v

KL Genting Trip - Day 3 [Part 1]

2010-06-07T19:52:00.010+08:00

KL Genting Trip - Day 3 [Part 1]

Dreading morning. I had to wake up early!

And I had to dread myself for breakfast at Nomad Lounge.

Everyone was having their breakfast in the morning.

While I was still upstairs in the hotel watching Taiwanese Drama.

Actor damn hot. Maybe the reason why I was reluctant to get ready!

Had to rush down because Mum has been calling me to come down.

And as usual, I hate it when I had to rush because I look unglamorous.

[Unglamorous #1]

[Unglamorous #2]

[4 4 4 4 Minute; Hot Hot Hot Issue!]

I can't take the unglamorous moments of myself.

So, I headed back upstairs and got myself looking better.

And......... My glamorous moments were back! ^.^v

I freaking look like a model lah seh lah kan!!

[I even had a fan taking photo with me. LoL!]

[Family at The Nomad]

And as usual, we love to leave the place with a Group Photo!

KL Genting Trip - Day 2 [Part 2]

2010-06-07T19:52:00.008+08:00

KL Genting Trip - Day 2 [Part 2]

After taking lots of pictures at the Garden Top View...

We headed to Kuala Lumpur for cousin's Wedding Ceremony.

Oh dear, another 2 hours or so in the car! Butt-cramped.

But we decided to stop for awhile! YAY.

There's opportunity to take more pictures! HAH.

Mum said the hills at the background were nice.

And asked me to snap a picture of her.

I didn't see any hills but long stretch of roads only.

But I thought it would be cool to take a picture there too!

And these were were the only hills I got to capture.

Particularly because I was awake during the journey to KL.

My family got lost on our way to the Wedding Ceremony.

It took a long time to find our way there & were damn hungry!

As soon as we reached there, we stuff ourselves with foooood~

They wanted to the 91, as in our year of birth.

But I was too engrossed doing the 4Minute's hand-sign!

It's kind of funny how Eera & I were thinking the same thing.

I merely shouted from the back, "Eera! Fullstop lah seh!"

And she nodded in agreement as soon as she heard that. LoL!

I am referring to our handsome cousin wearing......

Anyways-how, Eera and him are in the opposite sides!

Candid! Such a Big KL & Singapore Family!~

KL Genting Trip - Day 2 [Part 1]

2010-06-07T19:51:00.004+08:00

KL Genting Trip - Day 2 [Part 1]

U U U U-Kiss eh! Brave Sound ~

This was taken on 29 May, U-Kiss' Concert Day.

But I found out it's postponed to a later day. LoL!

[Cold Mist! Cold Mist! Brrr~]

I don't know why but Dad posed just like me.

HAHAHA. Couldn't stop laughing when I reviewed this.

[Family at the Garden Top View]

Mum felt sorry for Wak Mi's exhausted engine.

But it does looks like she's mocking at it. Hahaha!

KL Genting Trip - Night 1

2010-06-07T19:49:00.000+08:00

KL Genting Trip - Night 1

Getting myself ready for the Night Activity.

Bowling Session with C.Rock! Awesome-ness!!

And the Genting Bowl happened to be Glow-in-the-Dark!

Awesome-ness! Reminded me of Justin Bieber's Baby MV.

Plus, they even played the remix version of Baby too!

I did better in the second game with 93 points.

Tied with Eera was already an awesome shit! HAH.

But Uddin worse off with only 76 points. YAY!

And finally....................

4 4 4 4 Minute ; Hot Hot Hot Issue!

Seriously, I'm loving the 4Minute's hand-sign.

KL Genting Trip - Day 1 [Part 2]

2010-06-07T16:51:00.007+08:00

KL Genting Trip - Day 1 [Part 2]

I had to wait quite some time for the mist to clear.

So that I could take a picture of the Outdoor Theme Park.

We didn't go to the Outdoor Theme Park due to time constraints.

So we played the Indoors instead. And say what!?

Out of all the rides, we had to try the Spider-Man first!

Gosh; Damn scary just by looking at others riding it. LoL!

[C.Rock act cool before the ride]

[I was trying my best not to chicken out!]

[Look! I'm flying~]

I know my face damn constipated. Hahaha!

I couldn't stop screaming and shouting while "flying".

And the only think in my mind was, when this ride going to end!

We played some other mini-fun-rides Indoors.

And the best of all was Snow World! ^.^v

[-5 degrees Celsius]

We tried by all means to get ourselves warm.

By hiding under shelter and polar bears (LoL).

But all didn't work. Guess what's even cool?...

We got a free ice-cream inside the Snow World!

Poor Panda, got blocked by C.Rock!

KL Genting Trip - Day 1 [Part 1]

2010-06-07T16:23:00.016+08:00

KL Genting Trip - Day 1 [Part 1]

Long journey cut short, we reached Genting at 12pm.

Butt felt numb as we've been on the car for more than 6 hours.

I was sleeping and by the time I woke up, I saw hills and mountains.

[Sleep, Sleep, Sleep]

It took quite awhile to check-in the hotel.

So, we decided to take some pictures at the lobby.

[Family at the Hotel First World]

[Family having the World Cup 2010 fever]

[C for C.Rock; And this is so cool!]

[C.Rock took a picture with random musicians]

And..... after a very very very long wait...

I felt so damn happy we finally get to check-in that...

I shamelessly did a jump shot in the middle of the crowd!

91s Re-United

2010-05-16T13:05:00.002+08:00

91s Re-United

After more than 2/3 months, we're back together.

And yes, I miss Uddin & Eera so much.

All thanks to Year 2, I could hardly meet up with them.

[Dzikri Jasman & Ameera Ismail]

[Dzikri Jasman & Nuruddin Mahmood]

WAHAHA! Uddin, you're darker than me now.

And WTF! I look damn gay in that picture.

Happy Mother's Day

2010-05-09T12:57:00.001+08:00

Happy Mother's Day

This picture was taken last year...

But she still look young today.

Stay as cheerful, be positive and happy always...

Because you're my strong pillar of Life.

Happy Mama's Day, Mummy Sanisah!

Awesome-ness ; Fit-ness

2010-05-07T23:03:00.004+08:00

Awesome-ness ; Fit-ness

2PM - Without U

Nothing can beat 2PM's Awesome-ness!
(Okay maybe BEAST can slightly notch it. Click here!)

And don't you think Wooyoung's top look sexy?
I think it looks even sexier if I'm the one wearing it.
Time to show off my ~~buff~~ skinny muscles.

Speaking of muscles, I'm not sure how am I to survive next Sem.
Because in Semester 2, I have a Fitness Module to do.
Yeah, Can't believe it myself when it's compulsory for NS-eligible men!
And I thought I only need to encounter NAPFA before NS.
This is a pure injustice! NAPFA + Fitness Module = DIE

And why am I complaining about Fitness Module?
Because if I don't pass, I have to retake and can't graduate!!

Paranoid Boy

2010-05-07T22:09:00.002+08:00

Paranoid Boy

I actually mosaic his name here.

I'm such a good friend, right? *Flick hair*

And boy he is paranoid over the term "brotherhood".

But don't worry. When it comes to the other term...

I think I have better preferences. Hahaha!!

Anyways, hit me at formspring.me!

I Behave Like An Adult

2010-05-06T00:54:00.010+08:00

I Behave Like An Adult

"Don't be so quiet in school; It feels God damn weird!"
- Naemah Adam

And no Naemah, this picture above wasn't referring to you!

And I think she wasn't the only one who felt it.

Be it my Year 1 friends or my TEP team-mates.

All of them have something in common.

They feel I'm different. Not the usual ME!

I was even shocked... (Everytime I shock; Shock)

That one of my friend felt that I was different on the first day of school.

"The moment you enter the class, I can see you're different!"

I just want to change. Change for a better.

And I know it's hard to please almost everybody!

What's worst when you have other people thinking they're always RIGHT!

School is normal in my opinion, just that I don't talk much nowadays.

You can see me walking around school with me trying hard to crack a smile.

And why I think I act like... my fullstop? *Sidetrack*

Today, I couldn't stop smiling when I had conversation with my TEP-mates.

Okay I smiled too because I found out my darling is actually in the same Lecture.

And also, I saw my fullstop rushing & perspiring. Mad perspiring! LoL.

Pet: EH. He's so different. Not that Dzikri we know!

Me: I want to be more matured because some people think I'm childish.

Pet: You don't talk rubbish. Bring back our Dzikri!

So it is true that...

"A law of the Universe states: For every person who hates you,

there's at least one person (or more) who's rooting for you."

Karma - Don't Play With Me

2010-05-06T00:17:00.007+08:00

Karma - Don't Play With Me

Alicia Keys - Karma

It seems that most people still don't get it?
I mean, they still don't believe in Karma?
Many times have I warned them not to mess with me.
They don't listen, and hence they get their retribution.

Enough said; Serve You Right!

And I'm not that person who love to "assume".
Assume is defined as: to take for granted or without proof.
And I'm not "childish" which is defined as of, like, or befitting a child.
But I do know one who is "lacking of maturity" ; Childish!
Come on, grown up and be like your age of 21... puh-lease!

[Definitions quoted from: Dictionary.com]

God is Fair! He gives retribution to people who hurt others.
And it certainly put a smile on my face whenever I found out...
That he or she got punished in one way or the other.
Though the littlest things like losing $50 sometimes make me happy too.

But I certainly would not seek retribution to my loved ones.
Instead, I would pray for their protection and safety with God's guidance.
I don't see the need to be mad because they're my friends.
And friends usually do things for fun! [Insert Pranks done by friends]

" Now, who's crying desiring to come back to me ~ "

F5ives Birthday Project For Me

2010-03-28T23:58:00.004+08:00

F5ives Birthday Project For Me

OH; It finally made it to YouTube.
This was done for my 19th Birthday.
Thanks Guys. Love you ALL!

And yes, your embarrassment is my great pleasure.
But don't worry, my blog is HIGHLY private.
Try typing my link in Google. It won't able to search.
HAHAHAHAH. But who cares? I love this video! ♥

And See You Guys Real Soon.
2nd April? 3rd April? April Fool's Day?

Boring Formal Wear

2010-03-28T23:47:00.001+08:00

Boring Men Formal Wear

I'm pretty quite sure that Men get bored with their formal wear.
The usual formal wear with coloured ties to match the shirt.
Oh, if you're feeling hot like in the country here...
You take out the tie and it will look some thing like this!

Oh, the agony of wearing the same thing to work.
I just can't help it but to despise formal wear now.
I'm sure the rest feel the same way too. Or maybe ONLY me (!?).

Sometimes, when I want to be different and dress up...
People will give me stares as if I'm wearing something inappropriate.
Put on a fedora hat makes you look great in formal wear.

I've always want to wear a fedora hat to work.
But then again, I'll give it a pass. Damn; the agony.
I might as well wear something outstanding like this!

HAHAHAHA. But Hey; It's nice.
Okay, maybe Office Work has make me hate formal wear so much.
If I happened to be working in the office again...
And with loads of money in the bank...
I really really really want to wear something like this!

Life Is Madly Awesome

2010-03-21T01:01:00.000+08:00

Life Is Madly Awesome

Alrighty. I agree with my title at a certain extent.

I mean, yes my life is indeed awesome but not all the time right?

IPP (Can't really remember what it stands for) have been insane.

Work for me never really come across through my dictionary.

And yes you may have figured it out already. Hopefully.

IPP = Attachment = Work = Less Free Time

Alrighty. I agree with the last phrase at a certain extent.

I mean, yes I have less free time to enjoy but at least I do have fun.

Though time spent with family and loved ones are short...

But time spent with them is so so priceless, really.

And you must be wondering why I posted a picture of 6 guys above.

If you may not know who they are because it's no longer 7...

Let me introduce you to my lovely gorgeous 2PM !!

Yes, they are as hot as before even without... who's that guy?

And as far as I know, they will be back on April.

Though my life seems so harsh and mundane...

Good things always comes at the right time, right place.

So now you know why My.Life.Is.Awesome !!

Hitomi No Screen

2010-03-21T00:35:00.000+08:00

Hey! Say! JUMP - Hitomi No Screen

I never would believe it myself that I've fallen in love with them.

Hey! Say! JUMP is madly awesome in J-Pop.

And I'm so loving it. Love all 10 of them!

Yellow FEBulous Sunshine

2010-02-16T01:42:00.001+08:00

Yellow FEBulous Sunshine

By far the most unforgettable Event of DEE Year.

We celebrated FEBulous Birthday at East Coast Park.

And it was FEBulous indeed with us in Yellow!

[CCA in Yellow Sunshine]

[February Birthday Boys cutting the cake]

Alrighty. In summary, I had lots of fun.

And have I mentioned about the brutal games we played?

"Dog & Bone" Survivor version left us with injuries.

Yes, I fainted because I saw too much of blood. Eeek!

And now, let me unveil to you my lovely presents.

Most of them left me so speechless because all the gifts I received are those which I always want to get for myself. It's kinda weird that my cousins do know me best. But if you can't wait to know the BEST Birthday Present I received from CCA, just scroll down to the last picture! HEHEHE.

[Adidas Game Spirit]

[Green Esprit Towels & Palmolive]

[Kappa T-Shirt]

YAY! Thank you to 3Qs for this awesome T-Shirt.

Motivates me to do some rigid exercises.

[White Cream Shirt & Black Stripe Shirt]

YAY! 2 more shirts into my wardrobe!

The Black is from my beloved Family.

Didn't expect to get it from them, you know?

And Mum even said it was Danial's suggestion.

And yes, it is one of those shirt I wanted to buy!

Thank you beloved Family. Always full of LOVE ~

[Chelsea' Home Kit]

YAY! A Chelsea's Home Kit is finally my possession.

Thank you so much to Abang(s) Naim, Fadzly & Iran.

I always wish to have a BPL Kit for myself.

Be it Newcastle United or Chelsea!

And to get this is really UNEXPECTED!

[Green G-Shock Watch]

YAY! Triple A gave me a shocking good gift!

I'm so in need of a watch and G-Shock Watch is awesome!

Thanks Aunt Zainab, Jumariah & Siti! [^.^]

[Hi-Energie Standard Charger]

YAY! No this is not a pathetic present.

Which I felt so humiliated by beloved CCA. But then...

The best 19th Birthday Gift popped out to be...

[Canon PowerShot A480]

YAY! A new camera from beloved CCA.

It's Canon PowerShot A480. I know right?

It's the awesome present ever. Period.

It comes along with 4GB Memory Card.

With a Super Macro effect just like any DSLR.

I shall elaborate my happiness over Canon PowerShot A480 at my tumblr. [Click Here] It's Wicked Awesome Indeed!

Clubbing With Books

2010-02-05T04:05:00.002+08:00

CLUBBING WITH BOOKS

So this week, I spent so much time on clubbing.

Clubbing in the morning with... BOOKS! Faint.

There's so much to memorise and so much to do.

But I have so little time for me to do all that.

Alright, I will take the last 2 lines back. HAH.

I'm not complaining though. Yes, I'm not.

I'm not like (Mak)Cik Elmi who loves to complain!

I just realised I do have great time management skills.

Albeit 3 sleepless nights. Though hour of sleep was good enough.

Study sessions with Naemah was quite productive... NOT!

I think going out with friends was just pure leisure.

Yesterday, Pras & Elmi decided to join us.

Pras writes so fast that my 1 note is equivalent to her 3 notes!

And someone's note was as quoted, "irrelevant"! HAH.

I'm so looking forward to next week. Not Exams.

But Karaoke Session with Year2 Poly mates and...

CCA's Yellow Sunshine Picnic Birthday Celebration!

Time to celebrate my last TEENAGE YEAR ~

And yesterday too, there was a crazy guy on the bus.

Some teens decided to entertain him with funny convos.

I couldn't control my laughter that I literally laughed out loud.

Damn loud, the whole bus could hear. Serious.

And the guy beside me was sulking the whole journey.

But he put on a CUTE smile right after my laughter. LoL.

Baby Talk Talk Talk To Me

2010-01-29T14:43:00.000+08:00

BABY TALK TALK TALK TO ME

Yesterday's Thursday was very wasted.

I woke up super-duper late. Alarm clock didn't work.

And I took more than 10 hours to revise 2 PEPs.

Quite demoralising because 1 PEPs is 1.5 hours, you know?

U-KISS - Talk To Me

Baby talk talk talk to me ;

Let me love love love tonight ~

Unexpected Advanced Birthday Celebration

2010-01-27T23:53:00.004+08:00

UNEXPECTED ADVANCED BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

Little did I know, my Poly mates were sneaky.

Little did I know, they are going to surprise me...

And celebrate the unexpected advanced 19th Birthday!

Seriously how they managed to secretly plan it...

When I'm with them 24/7 in school? Quite amazing.

You're not smart, sometimes - Naemah. RofLmao.

So their initial plan to surprise me in tutorial room was an Epic Fail.

Because I decided to rush out to Mac and had my snacks.

Yes, I was hungry and decided to eat 2 waffles during break.

But suddenly my Yr2 Poly mates bulged in with a cake and pizzas!

I was actually trembling, shaking and was lost of words.

Anyway, a sincere thank you to all my Yr2 Poly mates and Elmi.

And yes, Elmi came to school without telling me too!

Didn't expect the event would happen today because...

I actually think it will be on the 12th of February, you know?

I treasure friendship so much that when I handed over a slice of cake to my Yr2 Poly mates, I said: "Thanks for being a great friend."

What Do You Want From Me?

2010-01-17T13:37:00.006+08:00

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

No way, I'm not going to abandon my blog.

I finally got an idea on how to make full use of it.

Posting YouTube videos, songs and movie previews.

All these are... For Your Entertainment !!

Adam Lambert - What Do You Want From Me?

Malaysia Holiday Trip

2009-12-06T14:45:00.000+08:00

MALAYSIA HOLIDAY TRIP

I had a blasting great time on 26th November - 29th November.

A long awaited Malaysia Holiday Trip with beloved Family.

And the photo above at Cyberview Lodge Resort is one of my favourite.

Besides, I managed to see a close-up view of the KLCC. Finally.

And did I tell you the Resort has free Internet Access in the room?

Oh baby; Room 123, not only you and me ~

Is there any possibility I could be in a Modelling Agency?

Just for a phootoshoot should be alright. Smiles.

I know this is random.

But... I miss Brandon.

Oh how cute. It rhymes!

What Time Is It?

2009-11-22T18:16:00.001+08:00

WHAT TIME IS IT?

2PM won the Best Male Group and Artist of the Year.

And their performance at Mnet Asian Music Awards was great.

It really made me weep to tears. So touched. Amazing too.

Look how united these guys are. I can't deny that I love them!

Junsu: ... Even though our leader, Park Jaebeom, isn't here,

we would like to share this honor with him...

Chansung: ... To Jaebeom hyung, you're watching this right?
We won this award together. I love you.

Fabulous Thursday

2009-11-21T03:17:00.001+08:00

FABULOUS THURSDAY

The storyline was quite nice. The graphics were sensational.

Other than that, it taught me to be humble whatever happens in Life.

Yes you got that right (or maybe not). It's the movie 2012 I'm talking about.

And I didn't realise it was about the End of the ~~Human Race~~ World.

Brandon: Would that be all Sir (awesome)?

Dzikri Jasman: Yes, awesome! *Smiling*

Only if you give, give the first dance to me

Girl, I promise I'll be gentle; But we gotta do it slowly

Anyways, I got myself paranoid ever since the Fish & Co. incident.

My good friends decided to add random people to my Facebook.

But it's okay; It's alright. I did the same thing too and still finds it hilarious.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, my apologies. I was too distracted by Brandon.

It's the E.N.D for you and me.

(E)lmi Elias. (N)aemah Adam. (D)zikri Jasman.

Did You Wet Your Pants?

2009-11-14T20:27:00.008+08:00

DID YOU WET YOUR PANTS?

Watched Paranormal Activity because 2012 was unavailable.

I, being dumb, agreed to Elmi's random movie (again).

That movie definitely made me wet my pants. Period.

And for the first time, I didn't really enjoy my popcorn.

Because I had to use the large box to cover the movie screen.

My heart was beating so fast, I could feel it jumping out of my chest.

Can you feel my heartbeat? Listen to my heartbeat~

My sensational life has been rapidly exposed.

Just like the intriguing viruses that are spreading quickly globally.

It seems that more people know I have birds(oh)phobia!

And I laughed at myself-being when my friends talk about me.

Oh My Guatemala! I didn't know I was 'like that'. Faint.

Anyways, I promised Naemah not to talk during Lectures.

How to keep the promise when you have so much to ~~gossip~~ talk about?

You Got Me Dzikri-fied

2009-11-11T22:34:00.000+08:00

YOU GOT ME DZIKRI-FIED

Listen to my heartbeat (it's beating for you)

Listen to my heartbeat (it's waiting for you)

I'm supposed to do my tutorials but I'm just plain ~~tired~~ lazy.

But here I am listening to 2PM's songs in their First Album 01:59PM.

Worst still, two shockers got myself dzikri-fied.

Shocker #1 : ICTS E-Quiz next week

Shocker #2: EFMA ICA 1 next week

And as for today, I went to The Battle Box.

With 4 other gorgeous friends for NE Project.

History of Singapore can really turn me on.

So, I shall book this place for F5ives' Outing soon!

Hatred Is The Worst Thing

2009-11-07T17:29:00.002+08:00

HATRED IS THE WORST THING

Maybe I was born to love everyone in this World.

Because whenever I try to hate someone, I'll always take a step back.

And reprimand myself asking, "What did he or she does to deserve that?"

I always thank God for giving me these strengths.

To overcome obstacles that I couldn't imagine I could survive.

Nevertheless, I don't mind if people talk behind my back.

Or worst, hate me for whatever wrong reasons they perceive of me.

A Random Friday Outing

2009-10-23T23:15:00.000+08:00

A RANDOM FRIDAY OUTING

Have you ever wonder what it would be like on a random outing?

I certainly did not expect that it turned out surprisingly great.

And I have to admit that Pandorum is a great movie too.

Quite a nice movie with dramatic, horror and gore scenes.

Yes; Blood and I can never go well together! Period.

Anyways, took Neoprints with Elmi & Ratna too.

Epic moment ever; We took 30 minutes to decorate them.

And they are as always cheesy to the max. Hahaha!

New Semester & New Friends

2009-10-18T21:48:00.001+08:00

NEW SEMESTER & NEW FRIENDS

Tomorrow, new school semester begins.

Tomorrow, I have to meet new group of friends.

It's just one of those routine you have to do.

And I do hope they enlighten me with surprises; again.

The bottom line is I want to ace my studies this Semester.

The best part of all, I'm learning Japanese Language!

Back To Blogging

2009-10-17T13:54:00.010+08:00

BACK TO BLOGGING

In life, there's always a start of something new.
And after months on hiatus, I'm back to blogging.
OhMyGod! I'm having the love to write again.

Sometimes, being too nice could be a downfall.
No one really appreciate what you did to them.
Sometimes, being too nice could be heartbreaking.
No one really cares what you gave them.

I just have to carry on with my life because I am true to myself.
So sick; So sick of having to undergo people's pretentious lives!

I Am Back

2009-04-15T18:34:00.004+08:00

Finally, I’m back from Pulau Besar 3D2N Holiday Trip.
I was supposed to exclaim that few days ago. LoL.
And, I had a blast of great time there.
Albeit the condition of the toilet and services. As expected.

So here are the pictures and memories!
More photos uploaded in FaceBook.

10 April 2009 to 12 April 2009

[Click the links below]

Pulau Besar Day 1
Pulau Besar Day 2
Pulau Besar Day 3

Pulau Besar Day 3

2009-04-15T18:26:00.004+08:00

DAY 3 – Morning

As per normal, we felt shagged and sad.
Because we had to bid farewell.
Anyways, we befriend group of Caucasian kids.
And I love Jacob, the boy in pink. Because he’s cute!

We ferried back home straight after breakfast.
My family didn’t take a picture near a jetty.
Because I know a couple not willing to. [#_#]

The Big Family had a shopping-spree at Mersing Jetty.
I bought myself 2 nice T-shirts! So happy.
And souvenirs for Famous 5 too.
I had a hard time selecting the souvenirs.
But I managed to get all the same thing.
But all in different colour. They are fucking nice.

And after all the FUN...
We headed back to Singapore.
Nothing feels much better in your own country.

Pulau Besar Day 2

2009-04-15T17:36:00.014+08:00

DAY 2 – Morning/Afternoon

In the morning, the scenery was tranquil.
I was so mesmerised by the beauty of the island.
Speechless much. I went taking awesome pictures.
Whilst the rest played volleyball.
Oh, sports and I don’t go well together alright. [^,^]

Awww... Even the skies look pleasant!

After breakfast, we headed to snorkelling.
YAY! I was so delighted that the rain stopped just on time.
And, everyone teased me in the ferry because I looked pale.
Duh. My mind went wild imagining things!

BUT, as soon as I jumped into the ocean, there was no fear at all.
The corals were boring but the fishes were beautiful indeed!
And, I felt like catching one. Especially that blue fish!

After snorkelling, we wandered around Pulau Besar again.
And of course, took some beautiful pictures. [^,^]

My Mummy super-vogue alright! ((:
You want to know why? Because...

My Grandma is super- vogue too! ((:

I love my Family so much.
Nothing can trade them; not even money.
They are the joy of my life! [Hearts]

Cousins Loved.
And I have a sexy curvy body.
I really looike it baby! WoW.

Mirage welcomed US with open arms.
The resort was super-fucking-freaking-nice!
Much better than our D’Coconut Island Resort.

Hey! This shot is freaking hard to take alright.
I scolded Danial because I could hardly take a shot.
Hahaha. How could I? The chicken kept running towards me!
I was scared alright. The chicken is fat and healthy.
God knows how I managed to take that ONE nice shot. HAH!

My brother who always annoys me each day.
But after all, he’s my blood brother. ((:

And the sun set hinting us that it would be the last day.
We had so much fun activities on Day 2.
That everyone felt like having them again & again.

Pulau Besar Day 1

2009-04-15T17:10:00.008+08:00

DAY 1 – Morning/Afternoon

We took a personalised coach to Mersing Jetty.
The journey took about 3 to 4 hours from Singapore.
I tried to sleep in the coach but my head kept banging the windows.
“Thud! Thud!” And I was hair-cautious at that time too. HAH!

We reached the Mersing Jetty at 12.30pm, I guess.
But we took the ferry at 1.30pm, I guess.
Well, as expected. The services there suck big time.

So, we took some gorgeous pictures here and there.
And Mummy thought it will be a short journey.
Because she claimed that Pulau Besar was so near.
You know, I know. My Mummy “macam paham”. HAH!

I love my Grandma so much!
She has good sense of style.
And she looks good in any way.

It took about 45 minutes to reach Pulau Besar.
And were we so shagged from the long journey.
We had lunch as soon as we reached Pulau Besar.

DAY 1 – Night

After dinner, we wandered around Pulau Besar.
Taking in some fresh air and cool breeze.
Not much scenery at night. It was pure black. HAH!

A good example of a “Love-Hate Couple”.
I love Mummy & Daddy very much. [^,^]

Pulau Besar Holiday Trip

2009-04-09T20:46:00.003+08:00

In few hours time, I will depart Singapore.
Pulau Besar Holiday Trip with maternal relatives.

It will be my first time taking a personalised coach.
It will be my first time taking a ferry.
It will be my first time snorkelling in the ocean.
It will be my first time going a holiday trip with them.

“In life, there is always a FIRST in everything you do.”

– Anonymous

And here are some pictures of me for you to mesmerise.

~ Thinking Of You, What You Would Do? ~

Bake Off; SP; RP; Gelare

2009-04-08T17:10:00.012+08:00

Ha Ha, He He, Ha Ha, Ho!
La La La, La La La La La!
La La La, La La La La La!
Oh baby, baby, have you seen Amy tonight?

The Bake Off Challenge was indeed thrilling.
When two retards baked, the kitchen went haywire.
I am satisfied that I managed to bake without any supervision.
It was insane that my soufflé looked pleasing.
But Elmi said it tasted more like seawater.

Anyways, I regretted putting too much salt.
If the instructions say 1/16 teaspoon salt, you bloody hell put that amount. Don’t be a smart-aleck and put ¼ teaspoon salt! HAH.

Dzikri’s Salty Soufflé
Taste: 3/10
Presentation: 6/10

Ratna’s Watery Soufflé
Taste: 4/10
Presentation: 5/10

And I pity Elmi because he had to taste our soufflé.
You should see him perspiring because he was too scared!

After the disastrous Bake Off Challenge, we headed to Singapore Poly. Ratna had a hard time choosing a laptop. Zebras Oh My God! And she brought us around SP aimlessly. [#_#]

Anyways, I had a blast mocking SP.
The design and architecture was beyond my imaginations.
Hahaha! I couldn’t stop laughing to see how awful SP is.
Sorry to all students in SP. I am just stating the fact.
To think that SP was indeed my first choice. LoL!
Thank goodness I got rejected by the school.

After that, we went to Republic Poly.
Elmi’s laptop spoilt and needed a repair or something.
Ratna taught me how to whisper but I eventually failed.
Even Elmi could hear my voice few metres away.
Anyways, RP is damn nice can.
I feel welcome by the school as compared to SP.

Finally, we rejoiced ourselves with a treat at Gelare.
We were too tired to even munch our waffles.
And we were even too tired that we took a taxi home.

I had fun going around Singapore with them.
I had fun making a nuisance of myself at SP and RP just to make Ratna and Elmi embarrassed respectively. Hahaha! ((:
I had fun talking crap with them.
But I certainly didn’t enjoy it when people gave me stares!

~ 36 More Hours To Go Pulau Besar, Can? ~

A Fantasy Dream

2009-04-05T14:33:00.015+08:00

I had no idea why I accepted Ratna’s Bake Off Challenge.
When was the last time I dared myself to the kitchen?
Even though she’s giving me hope, I don’t think I could face it.
Zebras Oh My God! I’m finally baking without any guidance.

Worst, she is going to video-tape our bake off.
And we are auditioning for Hell’s Kitchen Season 45.
Literally, I mean HELL! RofLmao. ((:

So catch Dzikri VS. Ratna in a Bake Off Challenge.
This Tuesday on Channel 360.

Anyways, I had a wonderful dream ever.
To cut short, I had a girlfriend; [F] and a boyfriend; [Z].
And, these people are the most fucking gorgeous Malay duo I ever met. And tell me, who could possibly manage two relationships at one go? None, except me in my dream. Hahaha! ((:
And there is no fume of anger or envy between us because we understand one another. Sweet right? I know.

But I pretty much upset.
Because after all, this is just a fantasy dream of mine.
And my dreams hardly come true.

Out of many scenes, this is the one I clearly remembered.
It happened on [Z]’s 23rd Birthday where he really wanted to know my true sexuality. Furthermore, I was already engaged with [F] on that particular year.

Z: * He was hugging me tight; not wanting to let me go. *
Z: So dear, you’re really not gay?
D: * Giving a kiss on his cheeks. * (LoL. What the fuck?)
D: No, I’m not. But dear, it doesn’t mean that I don’t think you’re cute. It doesn’t mean I can’t be your boyfriend. And certainly, it doesn’t mean I can’t give you a kiss of your lifetime.

You bet. You guess it right.
He was given a kiss of his lifetime. And saying all those kinky words to a guy is just beyond my imagination!

In my dream, this is what he posted in his blog.

“If only every straight guy is like my dear, I would no longer live in fear. I would have held my head up high and face the world. Yesterday, I received the best birthday gift ever. A kiss from him. I could never ask anything more than that.
But dear wants me to find a real girlfriend. I can’t because right now, I am deeply in love with you dear.”

P/S: Let me emphasize; This is just a Dream! [^.^]

~ Mummy Thinks We Need An Oxygen Tank For Snorkelling! ~

Did You Know?

2009-03-31T14:02:00.002+08:00

Have you ever heard the phrase, “Sharing is Caring”?
Well, I’m here to share because I care for you.

Oh people! Soon, we’re no longer live on Earth.
We are going to live in a world full of IT.
Irritating Technology. Irritating Technology.
And it is scary how fast we move!

~ Science & Technology Are Driving Me Insane! ~

Children Sing A Song Of Love

2009-03-24T16:18:00.011+08:00

KIDS are the joyous human beings on Earth.
KIDS are here to have fun and to be loved.
KIDS are here giving smiles to our faces.
And, that is why I love KIDS so much!

Declan Galbraith - Tell Me Why?

Oh, I was really touched by the music video.
And that boy does have a great, hot voice.
Yes Ratna. Bi-Pedo is in action again. HAH!

Anyways, this boy is a little seductive on 1:33.

Especially when he raises his eyebrows.

Ohmygod! That’s very cute okay. ((:

I was browsing YouTube [yet again] because I was bored.
So, I went browsing for hip-hop/contemporary dance crew.

Ohmygod! Besides the fact there are cute boys and hot girls, their dance moves are pretty much awesome with capital A.
And, I suddenly feel like joining a dance crew and ~~quit school~~.

Tammy & Victor are amazing in The Amazing Race 14.
And I am pretty sure; they will be in the Top 3.

Oh hell yeah Mrs. F! 2 more weeks, 2 more weeks! ~
And all thanks to my lovely relatives who make this happen. ((:

~ Laughter Is The Language Of The World! ~

Elmo In Rove Live

2009-03-15T17:24:00.004+08:00

Are you guys a fan of Elmo?
No, Elmi. I didn’t type it wrongly.
It’s ELM – with an O. HAH!
Oh, where is my darling Nephew Danial? ((:

I couldn’t stop laughing whenever I watch Elmo in Rove Live.
And, I have been watching it 5 times already.
It’s fucking hilarious and Elmo is fucking adorable.
Watch it, if you in need of a tickle. LoL!

Rove: Is there a gym in Sesame Street?
Elmo: Is there a gym? We don't have a budget like this show!

Elmo cannot stop talking. Hahaha!!
I love his cute little burp and laugh.
Anyway, Rove Mc Manus is cute too.

And, I love how Pussycat Dolls remix the song, Jai Ho.
It makes me dance all night till I had insomnia.

~ You Are The Reason That I Still Believe; Jai Ho! ~

Dev Patel Is Freaking Cute

2009-03-04T00:54:00.009+08:00

It irritates me when I can’t upload my pictures.
Either my Acer-ius is having problems. Or blogger is such an ass.
Anyways, pictures were added in Facebook with captions.
And, the captions could tell a story of Marang Trail.
Add me then. Oh, I deleted Friendster. How cool.

Sorry Nabilah.
You’re either not in the picture or you’re blocked by me.
Laugh my ass off! [^,^]

Oh, after months [or maybe years] I bid farewell to Aliff Aziz.
But here comes my new crush. Presenting to you…

Dev Patel

And I wouldn’t mind dancing with you all night.
Jai Ho ~~ Jai Hoooo ~~

Damn, I know it’s not original for a GUY to post a picture of a GUY. I came across blogs like that before.
And it’s funny how the GUYS ogle at their idols.
Okay, it goes the same to me. No doubt.
But I am straight, a bit slanted and loving KIDS!

And I confirmed going to Pulau Babi Besar.
Snorkelling with aquatic creatures in clear water.
How cool. But I think I’ll shriek non-stop!

~ I Do Not Want To Be The One Please! ~

On Hiatus Is Finally Over

2009-03-01T15:59:00.008+08:00

Welcome back, Dzik0rita!!
After months of hiatus, I’m finally here.
YAY! Miss me? I bet you do.

My Semester Examinations were over way back then.
LOL! Not that long. It was only a week ago.
Thus, I hope and pray that I get into my desired specialist.
Hmm, trust me. My results will be A - B+ - B - C+ - C.

However, it startled me when people said papers were difficult.
While I thought they were easy-cheesy-peasy like ECP.
You know. I'm NEVER on the same frequency with others.

To commemorate BM0808’s friendship, the class had Chalet.
I spent my [last] days with them with joy and laughter. [^,^]
Well, there was an exhaust conflict which happened while I was having my night bath. God really loves me and prevent me from those ungodly [unnecessary] “show”.

The loveliest outing for this year would be the Marang Trail.
They never fail to brighten my day with non-sense of direction.
Get it? A non-sense direction? Laugh my ass off!
And sure, I will blog it the next time.
With hell-lots-of-pictures full of GREENERY...
Full of sweat... Full of me looking so petrified!

And the sentence below really made me laughed.
Hey! I really didn’t care we started at the wrong point.
Climbing to the bridge kills 5kg of my fats, okay!

“There’s good news and a bad news.”
“The good news is that we reached the Henderson Bridge.”
“The bad news, we started at the wrong starting point.”
- Ratna Mas Ayu

And yesterday, we had a mini maternal family gathering.
With me making cousins and aunties looked stupid.
Because I was there giving them jokes and some riddles to solve.
HAH! I was amused that aunties too joined the fun.

P/S: Jannah mentel at the wrong time.
Always when want to go home then mingled with us.
Why Jannah, Uncle Dzik is mad?!

~ I Am Back With A Super Big Bang! ~

Random.Good News.Birthday

2009-02-02T22:32:00.022+08:00

Some outdated photos, that I want to upload in my blog.

Wee! Lucky my cousins covered my big butt.

Tickets to AFF Suzuki Cup!

I love this shot can.

I was shouting and cheering for Vietnam.

And the Mats in front were giggling.

What's so funny? I don't know.

Seriously, everytime when I shouted they laughed.

A pose for you know who. HAH! ((:

Anyways, my brother brought home ESSS 2009 Yearbook.
And I was pretty much excited.
Nope, not because there are dozens pictures of me this time.
But I was actually looking forward to read the Academic Performance & Achievements for year 2007.

For the benefits of 2007 graduates, here’s what it says:

2007 GCE ‘O’ Level Examinations

" The Class of 2007 gave us a good reason for celebration upon the release of the ‘O’ level results. They not only attained the best ever results in the GCE ‘O’ level Examinations for the school, but also achieved several ‘firsts’. For the first time in our relatively short history, Sing Yong Joong achieved L1R5 of 6 points, a feat beyond all expectations. In addition, 6 other students also broke the single digit L1R5 barrier, scoring L1R5 of 9 points each. "

Eligibility for JC (Sec 4E)
2005 – 50.2%
2006 – 59.8%
2007 – 66.2%

How delighted I am to be part of school’s history.
When I graduated from East Spring Primary,
our PSLE results were the best.
When I graduated from East Spring Secondary,
our GCE ‘O’ Level results were the best.
So, what will it be when I graduate from Nanyang Polytechnic? HOPELESS.

I got back my projects results for Macroeconomics and Statistical Theory for Business. Well, I’m happy enough with the results. Because my hard work paid off.
Let me re-type it. My hard work paid off.

Statistical Theory for Business
Group Project Grade: A [^, ^]
Contribution: Analysis & Report
Group Members’ Ratings: 4/5

I was overjoyed when I heard the result. Okay, I supposed to see my result. But since I’m having eye-problem, I could hardly see. Sheesh! I look nerdy with spectacles. Horribly nerdy!

Oh yeah. I did this report on Hari Raya Haji alone. Believe it or not. It’s up to you. When I supposed to watch my ‘friends’ being sacrificed at the mosque, I had to sacrifice myself doing the report at Aunt Siti’s house from 8pm to 5am on Hari Raya Haji eve. Never mind, I’m very pleased with the result.

Me: Cik, did you remember the project I did at your house during Hari Raya Haji? I scored A lar seh. [^,^]
Aunt Siti: Of course.
The aura and power is from the A grader student.
Me: Ohmygosh! Whatever eh. [#_#]

Macroeconomics
Group Project Grade: C
Contribution: Report
Group Members’ Ratings: 3/5

Okay, blame the result on me can. I hadn’t enough time to proofread and edit. So, that’s what you get for being lazy. Garr!

Oh, I can’t present in front of Class BM0808 lar. I will giggle and laugh out loud during presentation for no rhyme or reason. And my Macroeconomics Tutor had to prompt me to slow down and stop laughing. HAHAH! She even laughed too. [#_#]

I think there’s a clown behind me doing some funny tricks while I am presenting. I can see a good view of classmates laughing their butts off. If only one of the presentation criteria is to make your audience laugh, then I think I’ll get A.
No, maybe DISTINCTION lar seh!

I did report ALONE for ALL my projects.
Except for Principles of Marketing. Because Zuu helped me. ((:
And I am pretty much satisfied.
So, if my group project results are sucky...
I just had to blame myself.

EH. EH! I can smell 16 February approaching.
No, it’s not my first SEM Paper – Macroeconomics.
It’s my 18th birthday. Woohoo!~ So shiok. ((:

~ Multiple Polo-Tees, Lime Green Cardigan, 2 New Shades! ~

Procrastinating Is Unhealthy

2009-01-08T23:37:00.016+08:00

Don't bother asking why I'm not updating my blog.
I'm busy with Projects. I'm revising for SEM Exams.

Nope, Poly life isn't that miserable okay.

It's hell-lots-of-fun. It's the matter of how you treat it! ((:

I guess Zuu is the Frantic Psychotic.

I guess Zat is he Hopelessly Lost.

And I guess, I am the Daring Crammer.

Anyways, NYP Open House on Friday will be awesome.

There will be special performances by Taufik Batisah &

Campus Superstar 3 Finalists 2009.

Furthermore, I'll be volunteering on Friday from 10am to 4pm.

Snap with Taufik ; Snap with CSS 3 ; Snap With Dzikri!

Outdated Post: AFF Suzuki Cup 2008 Semi-Finals 2nd Leg

~ Be There Or You'll Miss The Fun We Store For You! ~

Changi Airpot Terminal 3

2008-12-17T00:47:00.024+08:00

It was kinda CUTE that all of us wore Black & White.

It was very rare that we went out with a colour code.
Psst! I almost wanted to wear green that day. [^,^]

I can’t imagine us going out together with kids by our sides.
And that will happen in 10 years time. Ohmygod! [^,^]

Famous 5 Outing started with me screaming when a bird pass flew.
That’s not all. Junior Mats were laughing when I did that.
So embarrassing can. But its okay, I don’t give a damn. HAH!

I seriously afraid to ride MRT ever since I got stuck at the door.
And when I told Famous 5 about the reason behind my phobia…
They laughed as if I was telling them a S$1 million joke! WTH.
What is wrong with all my beloved friends? I’m so perturbed.
When I tell them something serious/scary, all of them will laugh.
When I tell them a hilarious joke, all of them will be in silent mode.
Is it me or I was born to be the opposite of others? [#_#]

I guess my story about MRT phobia will travel to Europe?
Because apparently, a Caucasian guy was laughing too when I told Famous 5 my story. Hmm, eavesdropping much eh.
Or I talked too loud? HAH!

THEM: Dzik! Thank you.
That Caucasian guy looks cuter when he laughs.
Me: *Roll eyes* - Continued with the MRT story.

Anyways, Famous 5 adopted a cute little boy.
And he is none other than…..

DANIAL!

And Danial, Cik Elmi very evil and rowdy right? HAH!
I think he get paid from Danial’s parents for Child Abusing.
By the way, I’m not a pedophile. But bi-pedophile sounds nice.

Danial, look-up and say Cheese!

The young and the idiot for the day were Ratna and Dzikri.
We were happily riding a trolley around Terminal 3. So fun!
And, the rest were embarrassed with our kiddy acts.
Hey wait! We were actually entertaining Danial. HAH!
Oh someone's contact lens went missing. Uber cool.

Me: Eat something or I'll kiss you.
Me: Danial, you must call me Uncle Dzik okay?
Me: So, what will you call me?
Danial: *Shake heads* And reluctantly said, "Uncle Dzik".

Oh, Uncle sounds nicer than Cik.
Right Cik Elmi? HEHE!

After an exhausting journey around Changi Airport…
We had our meal at Secret Recipe. Shh, secret. [^,^]
And, I will eat a slice of cake no more. I hardly finish it.
All thanks to gummy bears that I was able to finish it.

I was mesmerized by the cakes. She was shocked by the price.

Apparently, they think that Miss Venezuela's breasts are ugly.
So, they add on more features. HAHAHA!!

More pictures that included me inside are with Nabilah.
In my camera, there are tons of photos but I’m not in it.
So, I will not upload them. NAH! *Tongue sticking out*
Of course, I am the professional photographer here. [^,^]
Okay, I’m not evil. I’ll upload them soon. Like when?
Actually right... I uploaded almost everything. LOL!
But I still want my pictures from Nabilah's camera.

BUT, Our memories will not end here... [^,^]

Famous 5 Feat. Danial

~ See You Guys At The National Stadium On 21st December! ~

Supply Chain Management

2008-12-05T01:17:00.008+08:00

We Miss You Our Lovely Caring Grandma! *Kisses*

Last Sunday, 30 November 2008 was a blast.
In all, we as cousins had 3 main objectives.
#1 To bid farewell before our grandma’s departure.
#2 To re-take a photo of us taken 10 years ago!
#3 To grow fat by consuming food after food.

Beware! The next paragraph is “sexually explicit”.
Parental Guidance is advised. HAHAH!!

I wanted to shout, “Hello Cousins!” when I saw them.
But the moment I turned my head, I saw Aliff Aziz. Ah melt!
I went speechless lar seh. I suddenly couldn’t utter a word.
I know it’s kind of ridiculous but it’s true okay. Ah melt!
And, apparently both of us exchanged smiles. Ah… LoL.

To be frank, both of us have good sense of styles too. ((:
And no, I’m not homosexual. [Inside inside joke]

I just realized cousins changed a lot in terms of photo-taking.
For example, I used to hide behind cousins but not now!
And 10 years ago to be precise, whenever we took a picture…
We posed ala Power Rangers with all the action moves. Rofl.

NOW, every single one of us poses ala Mats & Minahs.

Due to internet connections problem, I couldn’t remember what I’m going to post about. Frigging irritating I tell you. I feel like smashing the router. And I got scolded by my Mum because I didn’t help her with the IT. Like how? I don’t even know how to set-up a computer!! Garr. [#_#]

I threw my tantrum by forcing her to get me a new hand phone soon! And olla! I will be getting a new one next January and not September. See, I love my parents even though they hate my attitude at home. Only at home understand?
I am a good boy okay. WIDE SMILES.

P/S: After much contemplating, Supply Chain Management will be my CHOICE. No Customer Relationship Management. No Human Resource Management. No Retail Management.
SCM for me and me only! EH, I suddenly type like NAEMAH. [^,^]

~ I Choose What's Best For Future & Based On Interest! ~

Best Friends Stay Forever

2008-11-30T01:16:00.013+08:00

I wasn’t being myself in school last week.
FAKE smile. FAKE giggles. FAKE laugh.
FAKE expressions. FAKE reactions.
Everything I did was totally FAKE.

If you cannot read in between the lines…
I suddenly miss my Secondary School friends!
And what’s worst I saw glimpse of friends walking around
Nanyang Polytechnic waving at me and exchanging “Hellos”.
It’s kind of freaky if you are in my position.

When one of my NYP friends caught me crying,
I replied her with a reasonably lame excuse.
“Oh no, I’m not. I yawned just now.” [#_#]

But 27 November 2008 was such a memorable day.
Besides bumping to Aunt Siti for the first time in school,
I met up with my lovely Famous 5 feat. Ezyan right after school.
Hell yeah! What a heartwarming gathering it was.

I hardly remember how many times I said this phrase:
I love Famous 5 like I enjoy cats having a sex! LoL.

Eventhough we fight and quarrel, kick and punch, throw wallets at one another, criticize one another, gossips about each other, pissing each other off, our friendship stays stronger each time. I looiike!!

Hence, we decided to give a Surprise Belated Birthday Party for the birthday girl. And amusingly, she didn’t scream or was at all surprised. If I were a boy… [Eh, wrong]. I mean, if I were her, I would have jump for joy and faint on the spot. Whoa! I know I am one dramatic guy. Like an on-line student in my class once said…

Oliver: What’s your CCA?
Me: MCG. Malay Cultural Group. Drama!
Oliver: Oh, no wonder. *Giving the wry smile*
Me: Huh? No wonder? What you mean?
Oliver: Because you so dramatic.

Anyways, we were having a blast during Ratna’s belated birthday.
• Ratna wasn’t at all SURPRISED when we surprised her
• Dzikri accidentally REVEAL his secrets
• Nadiah SCREAMED asking Elmi to get down the bus
• Nabilah got the WORST service ever in MacDonald’s
• Elmi got LOST and came late
• WE do what we do best; CAMWHORE!

Sadly, due to some grown-up hands and fingers, all the pictures/memories were deleted. Oh man, are you 17 or 7 years old? HAHAH! Sheesh. All my cute pictures are gone.

P/S: After 17 years, I knew exactly what my sexuality is. HAH!

And, I had the best compliment thus far.

Zin: Dzik. You are every guy’s nightmare.
Dzik: Zin. You are absolutely right.

~ Every Birthday Celebrations, We Reveal Our Secrets! ~

My Lady Luck!

2008-11-18T02:36:00.005+08:00

BM0703 BSW Peer Evaluation and I wrote:
She is a very dependable and hardworking group member.
She always guides me when I was in doubt. Thank you Shuqin!

I know I’m such a nice friend. Right, Shuqin? Please say yes. ((:
Extra credits for her since she did almost the Access project work.
I was thankful that lady luck was smiling at our sides during Q&A.
Psst. I’m actually referring to Mrs. ChuaPK. ROFLMAO!

- Didn’t I tell you my hair is brown, not black? -

Weekends were a gazillion times better than the day I was born.

We celebrated the November babies: Nabihah, Aslam & Kak Atikah
On a Saturday night! Saturday night fever night fever ~ ~
And, policemen had to spoil up the fun because...
I was the one who made the loudest noise.
Who in the world would laugh softly when hear a hilarious joke?
Who in the world would talk softly when meeting up with cousins?
Dzikri absolutely does not, okay. Boo to Ang Mo Kio residents. ((:

Since Grandma is going for her Hajj soon, we had a small Kenduri.
Rewang sure fun when the least you do was ordering people. ((:
I only utter 2 words/phrases when I was told to do some chores.

Wiping tables and carrying used plates/cups was TAK COOL.
Arranging the kuihs neatly on the designated plate was COOL.
Carrying big periuks from one place to another was TAK COOL.
Ordering cousins to refill the lauks was COOL. Right, Nabihah? ((:

Oh anyways, pictures I’ll upload later can?
I hardly have the time-slot to upload them NOW.

P/S: I swear I have never cry like I did last Sunday. It shows that I will definitely miss my Grandma when she’s leaving to Hajj soon. Take care Granny and have a safe journey, okay. ((:

~ Mummy Cannot Differentiate Ringgit And Dollar! ~

Oh, You're The Womanizer Dzikri!

2008-11-14T22:49:00.014+08:00

Zookeeper suffered 4 minutes of terror when white tigers attack;
I suffered 4 hours of horror reading a friend’s blog entries.
But the difference is I am still standing alive here.

I could not believe my eyes when I read ALL his archives.
Revealing all his secrets and personal matters are just so much overwhelming. Okay, I’m being sarcastic here for your info.
Because I’m not really enticed about that.

Talking behind my back is one of those things that shocked me!
And having a relationship with the same sex is another. [#_#]
HELLO! I have no idea all this had happened years ago until now.

And how on Earth, did I manage to pass by his blog?
Perturbed. But this is what you call, “It’s a small world after all.”
If I happen to bump into him, I will definitely punch him hard.
Okay, maybe a slap will do? Just to wake him up?

- Silently contemplating; still reading his entries –

Have I mention that school in NYP is wonderful?
I just love all my core modules this Semester 2.
There’s Principle of Accounting, EffWriting Skills and etc.
Okay, if the word sarcasm doesn’t get into your head…
You’re just not one of my vivid readers. HAHAH!

On Friday, I had my first Effective Writing Skills ICA 1.
I was full of confident when I left the tutorial room but then…
Diszentoliphobia, a fear of not getting Distinction strikes me.
Ohmygosh. Where on Earth did I get that word? HAHAH!

Shuqin, Hsinrui, Alston(?) and I are going to buy NYP Shirt.
But sadly there isn’t any size for a particular someone. ((:
Oh, I badly need a LOCKER to stuff my darn heavy books.
WHAHA. [Inside, inside joke] I can’t get sick of this, man!

A friend of mine [I can’t remember who]...
Wondered why this Semester is way faster.
And I had a GOOD Theory to explain that. Yeah, it‘s crappy.

Friend: This SEM like so fast ar finish.
ME: Yeah, you want to know why?
ME: You see ar; the Earth rotates slowly in the first 6 months.
ME: * Showing how Earth rotates slowly *
ME: Then, when it reaches November & December, it spins faster.

RollOverFloorLaughingMyAssOff. ROFLMAO! ((:

Anyways, weekends are finally here! [I just type hear earlier on].
Okay, Dzikri and randomness always go together. CRAP!
But, I seriously can’t wait to meet my crappy wacky cousins.
And I’m going to miss my Grandma who is going for her Hajj soon.

And to sum up today out-of-no-where entry…
I have something really important to say…
I love Britney Spears because she’s HOT & SEXY! ((:

P/S: I had to do a roller-coaster ride presentation during my Macroeconomics Lecture in front of 4 classes.
How uncouth it was. How embarrassing I was.

~ Sometimes, Some Things Are Better Left Unknown! ~

Hari Raya AH; Kini Tiba OH!

2008-10-22T19:23:00.006+08:00

1. Perjumpaan Hari Raya October 2008 – DRAMA
2. Pesta Raya October 2008 – DRAMA
3. Layar Andayu Production 2008 – DRAMA

These are the reasons why I join Malay Cultural Group; MCG.
DRAMA is my passion and getting to act in 3 different productions is very much overwhelming.
Even though there are conflicts, I tend to ignore them anyways.
From now on, I care less about Malay politics amongst us.

Perjumpaan Hari Raya October 2008 was a blast.
I was given a Mat Rep role and it’s so horrendous.
I mean, me walking like a Mat and speak like one?
But in all, I’m proud of our Drama. We rocks right?
So kecoh-kecoh you know. HAHAHAHAHA! ((:

P/S: I can’t upload the videos because it’s illegal. Too bad.

Speaking about productions, I am given excuse letter to skip class.
And the lessons I skipped recently is none other than Effective Writing Skills. Laugh my ass off. [^,^]
Skipping Hayma’s class is freaking FUN.
And I doubt I attend her make-up lesson next Wednesday.
Why? Because I have Pesta Raya production; DRAMA!

To those who want to see me act or missed my Perjumpaan Hari Raya show… Come down to Esplanade next Tuesday/Wednesday for Pesta Raya 2008. It’s admission-free. See you guys there.
More info? Contact me via e-mail or hand phone, okay?

Anyways, school has been great due to my beloved friends.
I miss them so much and talking crap amongst us is always fun.
Didn’t I tell you I’m trying to change for the better this Semester?
Not that I’m about to change to a Green Hulk or Monster…
I just want to be a “better” person because of personal reasons.
My motto: “Be kind always; Be helpful never.”

Whenever you put spice, sugar and everything nice…
There will always be that evil villain that would disturb your peace.
I was puzzled why she had to blurt words in a menacing way.
I don’t think getting revenge against me will help seize the problem.
If you think you so good in Effective Writing Skills, can you at least be humble and not SHOUT at me saying my opinions is so inefficient and incorrect. Speak for yourself!
I wonder why I have this kind of stupid friend at first. BOO!

YAY! I got my “payday” already.
And I feel like watching High School Musical 3.
And, this Semester I feel so relax not concerned about my exams.
Can someone slap my face? As the above sentence is so not me!

~ Donut Empire So Nice; Donut Empire So Tempting! ~

Hari Raya Pictures Galore

2008-10-08T19:21:00.018+08:00

1 week of Hari Raya has passed already?
And, I feel so shagged going houses to houses.
But HEY! Banyak nyerr duit collections. [^,^]
Here's the pictures you've all been waiting for.

Anyways, my Hari Raya is still incomplete okay.
I have yet going out with my FRIENDS. Can't wait!

Day 1 - Maternal Cousins

Day 4 - Paternal Cousins

~ Best Nyerr! Banyak Sehh Duit Collections! ~

Salam Dunia; Salam Semua

2008-09-24T23:57:00.008+08:00

The first song tells it all. Didn’t it?
Pink Baju Kurung with Blue Kain Samping.
Gosh, how beautiful and gorgeous I may be!
And, I love the other song. Salam Dunia ~

Anyways, I find our Pink Baju Kurung quite nice.
Ohmygod! I can’t believe I just said that.

I’m actually counting down to Formula 1 Grand Prix.
Not that I’m thrill about Lewis Hamilton or Ferrari getting to the podium. But the real reason is, I’m anxious to see the F1 cars crash and burn on Singapore Streets. HAH!
That’s something memorable okay. [^,^]

I felt so demoralized realizing that I lost my writing skills.
When I write, I felt as if I’m writing a composition.
But when I write a few lines, I felt like I didn’t write well.
Frustrated, I asked Mum to write Kad Hari Raya for cousins.
It’s so funny that the people who bought it refuse or should I say lazy to write for their cousins.

I have been writing Hari Raya messages to cousins since I was 10.
And of course, usually, I will be the first to send Hari Raya cards.
And, I will receive their replies soon after.

ME: Ma, how come no one sending Hari Raya cards?
Mum: If you don’t write, they won’t be writing for you.
ME: Yeah ah. It has always been like that. *Laughs*

Now, there’s technology and I don’t really expect Hari Raya cards.
Okay, since Hari Raya is approaching… [I can’t wait]
Let me say a word or two to all Muslims readers.

Kepada semua Muslimin & Muslimat,
Dzikri di sini ingin menyusun sepuluh jari,
Memohon ampun dan maaf jika ada salah dan silap,
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri dan Salam Lebaran!

WAH! Nice. I just wrote something in Malay here. [^,^]

Anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways…
Catch Aliff Aziz on Raya Gemilang next Tuesday!
And see if there’s a picture of me and you. ((:

~ Salam Dunia; Salam Semua; Salam Hari Raya! ~

Hasta La Vista!

2008-09-16T21:53:00.005+08:00

Semester Exam Results are out today!
I am extremely pleased with my results.
If you want to know my GPA for this semester…
Scroll down until you see two asterisks [**].
But if you’re a kind reader, read my post from the top.

Finally, after almost 1 prolonged year…
I had my first bite on DENGDENG last Saturday.
Went out to Geylang with paternal cousins after our Majlis Iftar.
It was super-Fun and super-Hilarious! HAHAHAH.
Especially when we tapped kids’ shoulders without them noticing.

Asri: *Tap a kid’s shoulder*
Kid: *Turned around and looked pale*
Kid: *Walked very fast towards his father*

That Kid was cute by the way. [^,^]
And, I couldn’t hold my laughter looking at his pale expression.
Of course, I love to taunt at Mats and Minahs there.

We went around the Bazaar to look for our Baju Kurung.
And my-oh-my, I swear I hate those Pink Baju Kurungs.
Nothing just captivated my eyes. Neither the colour nor the design.
But like Tim Gunn would say, “Make it work!”

Anyways, Suria did ask viewers to send Hari Raya photos.
Being so enthusiastic about it, I asked Kak Atikah’s opinion.
And she too was very excited about this. [^,^]
We send a cousins’ photo taken at ‘WAKENABEB’ house.
I also send a paternal cousins’ photo to Suria too!

After 7 months in Malay Cultural Group…
I finally have wonderful and gerek friends. Or should I say clique?
We were merely laughing our ass off by telling lame jokes.
Yes, these are the people who listen to my jokes. ((:

** Can you remember once I said I’m going Japan to study?
Oh yeah! My dream will soon come true. YESSSAA!
National University of Japan, your future student is here.
And my GPA is: [My Secondary’s School Register Number]

~ I Love My New Re-Vamp, Clean, Spacious & Cute Room! ~

September Cleaning

2008-09-09T14:17:00.015+08:00

Clean my room? Half checked.
Clean the toilet? Half checked.
Clean the windows? Not Done.

I have been cleaning my room this week.
And being a bujang, it’s really hard to please yourself.
No wonder bujangs hate to revamp their rooms.
Do you want to take a sneak peek at my messy room?

And I haven’t been sleeping on my bed for 2 days already.
Whenever I enter my room, I feel so paranoid looking at the mess!

While cleaning the dust out of my room…
I saw these beautiful and heart-warming cards.
Birthday cards, Friendship cards and more cards!
I felt so touched reading every one of them...
And, started to reminisce the past with wonderful friends I have met in East Spring Secondary School. [^,^]

Last Saturday, I had a Cycling Outing with Xiuhui and Jonathan.
And my-oh-my. When Dzikri meets Xiuhui…
There’s a lot to gossip about. Right my friend?
Joke of that day: BREAST. Go figure. LoL!

[Grabbed from Jonathan's & Xiuhui's blog]

I think I’m getting old [not literally] already.
After just 1 hour of cycling, I was too tired to continue.
And no, Fasting Month of Ramadhan is not an excuse.
When I was young [See! I speak like a wise man]...
I could even play soccer during Ramadhan under the scotching sun.

Yesterday, I took bus 72 back home from NYP.
And ohmygorilla! The bus almost toppled not once, but twice!
Thank God I was at the lower deck and hence, I didn’t scream.
Thanks to my instinct too that told me not to take the lower deck.

Anyways, I am craving for DENDENG!
And, I’m going to get it next week! [^,^]
And, we are going to buy our baju kurung next week!
What colour? Well, I shall reveal it next week!

~ I Want To Be Famous ; I Want To Be A Star! ~

The Month Of Ramadhan

2008-09-01T23:33:00.014+08:00

First and foremost, I would like to wish all Muslims…
A BLESSED FASTING MONTH!! [^,^]

The first day of Ramadhan was kind of funny.
Because during sahur, I ate rice with my eyes closed.
Thank goodness, I have great aiming skills! WTH.

Last Friday, I went back to East Spring Secondary. Woohoo!
It was meet-your-friends-day rather than meet-your-teachers-day.
I didn’t go for the Teacher’s Day Concert because I was too tired.
And furthermore, my dear friend Elmi overslept. Garr!!
Still, I couldn’t differentiate a boy who bathe and a boy who didn’t.

I scurried to school to meet up with Elmi and Naemah.
There was a big chaos when the Juniors were leaving the school.
I felt so giddy because many of them were calling for me.
Furthermore, I wanted to catch up with my secondary friends.
After turning and turning like doing some NDP Performances…
I finally saw my beloved NPCC-mates. I miss them so much!

Khairul, the Gummy-Bear took pictures of us together…
In the middle of the school gate! So havoc, I tell you.
And, I’m so happy to see Syahirah and Rabiatul. ((:
We couldn’t mingle any longer as I knew the teachers would be having a mass lunch at some high-class hotel.

I did get to see Miss Liu & Miss Sakinah. *Hearts*
My wonderful teachers who guide us through ‘O’ Levels.

After that, I went to have a catch-up session with Famous 5.
I think I made Ezyan’s headache worst because I annoyed her.
Well, my apologies Ezyan. Want me to teach you how to eat fries?
Friends invented special Fillet for me. Fillet with candle-Fries.

Quote from Ratna’s blog:
Anyway, slacking and catch-up-talk with F5 buddies super rock okay! 4 pit-stops in all. Those were the days.
*Insert flashback and overly- emo phrase here*

- The TMart Mac; where we eat and crap
- Nabilah’s Void Deck; where many hilarious events happened
- Fitness Corner; where we slack and gossips
- The Eerie Block; where they scared the wits out of me!

And it was fun telling stories and jokes! HAH.
But of course, my friends were being ignorant.
After JC Promos, we promised to have a proper outing.
More stories and more jokes to share okay? ((:

I have a tendency to talk so fast nowadays.
I suddenly love to talk a lot you know. A lot!
And tongue-twister beats me in the ass. Boo.

ME: Hey! Did you see the 14 years old boy in Olympic?
ME: He has sex-packs lar seh.

Mind you, I actually wanted to say six-packs.
But the funny thing is, I didn’t correct myself.

Speaking about that, I think I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Well, Mr. Pretend-Know-It-All sounds right for me.

Dixxen: Dzikri, IMYLFS. [=
Me: Yeah Dixxen, me too.

[WoW! What the hell is that abbreviation? HAH.]
[Yes, I act as if I know. Well, that’s Dzikri right? HAH.]

Dixxen: You dopey. IMYLFS is “I miss you like fucking shit”.
Me: HAH. I know that. That’s why I say that back to you.
Dixxen: Yeah right. Wait till I smack you with a lollipop!

And hey dude, have a safe journey to Singapore.
And when you going back to Japan, take me along with you.
HAHAHA! Am just kidding. ((:

Anyways, I think Aliff Aziz gains weight.
He looks a bit chubby in Raya Gemilang.
Yes, watch him in Raya Gemilang on Tuesday night.
Till then, I will be busy cleaning the house!

~ I Will Be Geek In The Pink During Hari Raya This Year ~

A Surprise From Australia

2008-08-27T01:10:00.014+08:00

We received a surprise call from Australia last Tuesday.
We were so excited to hear news from him. Especially, Mum.
And, I started to cry when both of us had a conversation.

Darwis: Abang Kiki! How are you?
ME: I’m fine, Darwis. How are you?
Darwis: I’m fine too. So how? Fun or not without me at home?
ME: [I went speechless when he said that.]
Darwis: Quick, tell me the truth.
Darwis: Fun right because you don’t have to shout at me.
Darwis: *Laughing with his friends*
ME: Of course not! I’m bored because I can’t do those wonderful things the moment you left Singapore.
Darwis: Abang Kiki, you miss me or not?
ME: Err… Whatever Darwis. Hahahah!
Darwis: Whatever, whatever. I slap you then you know.

I was really appalled when he said that to me.
He really knew that I miss him a lot! I love you Darwis.
I didn’t talk much because Mum was too excited hearing his voice and furthermore, he was using his friend’s mobile phone.

And here are the uploaded photos.
It took me 2 hours for it to be uploaded.
What can you expect from a total of 94 pictures?
Enjoy these pictures of Darwis’ 1st Trip to Australia!
[Click the slide for larger version]

~ I Can Ride My Bike With No Handle Bars ~

Darwis' 1st Educational Trip

2008-08-24T23:47:00.014+08:00

Last Friday, I left the Examinations Hall 30 minutes early.
I headed straight to Changi Airport with Kak Atikah’s family.
Furthermore, it was my last SEM Paper that day. DWUW! ~
Statistical Methods For Business was easy-peasy.
I believe I could get 100 marks for that paper itself.

After gathering with the other maternal relatives,
We went to have our late dinner at Popeye’s.
I was kinda disappointed because I expected more.
Popeye’s couldn’t match MacDonald’s + LJS - KFC.
Popeye’s awful rating: Below par of 3/10 [#_#]

The best highlight of the day besides camwhoring and Darwis’ FIRST Overseas Trip to Australia was the shopping-spree in NTUC. Since Abang Fadzly and Obek Lim have NTUC Vouchers with them, they sincerely asked the other relatives to grab whatever they want in NTUC. Yes, let me repeat. Whatever we want! [^,^]

It was so fun running amok choosing what we want.
Furthermore, Abang Fadzly gave us 30 minutes only.
Jannah & Izz Qamahl got pampers each. But no susu.
For my case, I grabbed 3 Cadbury Chocolates bars, 1 box of Almond chocolates, I tin of biscuit [for breakfast], a packet of spicy seaweeds, some sweets and more chocolates.
Altogether, the cousins spent $250. Ohmygorilla!
Thank you Abang GG & Obek Lim for the treats and tricks.
It was like a Halloween Occasion for all of us. ((:

The clock struck 11pm and it’s time for Darwis to depart.
He was so excited all day long as this is his first overseas trip.
I am so envy but at the same time proud of him.
Whenever Darwis starts to weep, I wanted to cry too.
And I started to miss him when he was out of sight.
This is what you call; Absence makes your heart grow fonder.

Now at home, I feel so lonely and bored.
Because I don’t have someone to shout at or argue with.
Also, I have no one to slap at whenever I am feeling mad.
And just now at 10pm, we received a SMS from Darwis.
I am sure he’s having a lot of fun in Australia.
I will continue waiting for my turn; Japan I’ll be there!

On behalf of my family, I sincerely like to thank all those who came to see Darwis departing to Australia. We were grateful that some of you even took an off-day from work just to send Darwis to the Airport. Once again, thanks for making this a memorable and heart-warming experience for Muhammad Darwis Bin Jasman. ((:

And pictures will be uploaded next time okay?

Anyways, I have a dirty little secret.
I have a crush on Scott Hilyard. [^,^]
The Caucasian boy in Sitcom First Class.
HAHAHA! Yes, what the bleargh!!
But no, I’m not a paedophile. Tsktsk.

~ Your Front Is Good; But We Like Your Back ~

An Imaginary Voice

2008-08-21T00:37:00.020+08:00

I was being so fickle-minded this morning.
I was having two options to choose by myself.
I either go to school and attempt Microeconomics SEM Paper...
Or I purposely absent myself because I wasn’t feeling very confident to seat and look at the paper. [#_#]

Out of nowhere, an imaginary voice was heard.
It bombarded me with tons and tons of questions.
But, as it faded away… It left me with 2 great pointers.

1.Even if you don’t do well, your parents will be proud of you because they know you tried your best for the paper. [I hope so]
2.You disappoint not only your parents but yourself too because you give up at the very last minute without even trying it.

All praises to God, the paper was manageable.
And when my friends asked me how was the paper…
I couldn’t believe I utter these words: “It was okay and easy.”
I deserved a pat at the back because I really worked hard.

On the contrary, I have many ambitions.
I want to be Donald Trump’s Next Apprentice.
I want to be Heidi Klum’s Project Runway Designer.
~~I want to be Tyra Bank’s America’s Next Top Model.~~

Iwasblog-hoppingwhenIhavetoreadhisorherentrieslikethis. ItwassohorrendousthatIhavetostrainmyeyestoreadtheentries.
Bloody hell! Can’t you press the spacebar button you idiot?

I had a wonderful time with paternal cousins the other day.
We celebrated Uddin’s Sweet-17th Birthday at LaCaSa Hotel.
Sickening residents complaint that we were making a lot of noise.
And I being a person who talks loud can hardly whisper.
Photo galore at EERA’s blog (Click her name). ((:

I just can’t believe how time flies so fast.
And how my little cousins have grown up!
Look at this lovely cousins’ group photo. ((:
Oh, that guy is in the center of attention. HAH!

P/S: I’m going to miss my oh-so-chirpy-and-petty lil’ brother this coming week. He’s leaving to Australia for an Educational trip this Friday. Have a safe journey and do take care of yourself duck-head!

~ I Believe In Miracles And Yes I Do! ~

Random + Merepek

2008-08-15T22:04:00.018+08:00

Principle of Management is over but 3 to go.
And that include Microeconomics and Accounting.
Oh crap! I’m freaking scared to seat for these papers.
So, how did I fare for my first paper today?

Well, I’m confident enough to say I would obtain a “B” grade.
Did I really say that for my Principle of Management Paper?
All praises to God, I was able to do almost all the questions.
And fancy those people around me leaving early because they finish their papers, making me so tensed up seeing so many missing people at the back rows' seats. [#_#]

Oh getting a [B]est grade is better than [A]verage.
Why the need for you to obtain an “A” grade then? HAH!
I pray hard so I get a [C]lever result for both Econs and AFA.
No. No “D” grade because it significantly related to [D]umb.
This is so random of me and like typical Malay slang would say:
Budak Dzikri ini macam merepek lar siol!

Since above is about alphabets, let’s play with numbers shall we?

1. That’s the number of familiar friend I met today. Guess who? He’s none other than Campus Superstar Runner-Up Boys, Benjamin Hum. Oh crap, he’s slightly taller than me now. Am I well-known or something in Tampines? Because most of them can recognize and know my name at the snap of his or her fingers. If only there is such thing as Tampines Idol. HAHA!

2. That’s the number of friends who I knew from Primary School from a clique of 7* Wonders in Nanyang Polytechnic. Yes, Lois and Janna. They took Nursing course because they thought that was their “passion”. And now, they complaining to me saying Business Management looks rather cool, collected and not congested with stress. I replied with a smile, “You will definitely know how it feels only when you are in the course, girls.” ((:

3. That’s the number of Primary School Ah Beng’s [not literally] at the Tampines Stadium. Seriously, Kelvin, Bing Quan and Ivan, you guys are literally are Ah Bengs from now on. HAH! And yes, I always see Dennis in the bus everyday. And, we always give each other the I-know-you-but-I-am-not-sure-if-it-is-really-who-I-think-you-should-be look. Okay, when I see him, I will shout, DENNIS!

4. That’s the number of friends who I miss so much. Yes, I’m talking about you dude and dudettes from Famous 5. Let’s have an outing to break fast together during one of the days on Ramadhan. Hey, isn't that cool or what!? HAH!

5. That’s the time I woke up today. Hey, wait. I think I didn’t sleep the whole night. I was half-awake, half-asleep because I was trying my best to memorize my Lectures 10-13 for Principle of Managements. And, it didn’t come in handy because I skipped Question 2 and used my common sense to answer Section C. Oh there goes my 30 Marks. But a guaranteed 70 Marks is in my bag.

So, tomorrow I’m having camwhore sessions with paternal cousins.
I’m going to camwhore all day and night. Oh, the camwhore!
Other than camwhoring, I think I would be… Erm, camwhore?
HAH! So Eera & Uddin, if you guys do not want your camera be polluted with my gorgeous pictures, don’t give them to me. Oh, dream on! I will snatch them away from you guys. [^,^]

I longed to post this video in my blog and now here it is.
For those who have a fetish for gay guys, this is for you.
HAH! Dixxen, I’m talking about you. ((:
And to those who needs your bones to be tickled…
This is a must watch video performed by Temasek Polytechnic Communication & Media Management peeps.
A 5* awesome video. Enjoy!

~ Hold On, Who Says I Am Celebrating At The Moment? ~

It's Never Too Late To Apologise

2008-08-13T03:02:00.013+08:00

I finally realize I have to examine the situation first.
I shouldn’t have verbally vented my anger, I guess.
So in here, Dzikri says, “I AM SORRY.”

I have no idea if any of you guys read my blog.
If you all do, I suddenly feel so insecure.
Whatever I wrote previously are facts.
I know in one way or another, you feel insulted.
So in here, Dzikri says, “I AM SORRY.”

I have the tendency to apologize 3 times.
So, Dzikri says, “I AM SORRY MCG-ians.”

The above are my sincere apologies.
I don’t even care if you accept or not.
Hence, I shall put this matter to a rest.
But, somehow it depends on the situation.
HAH! I sound so evil... But I'm not. ((:

I had a wonderful National Day Celebration.
It was so chaotic when maternal cousins meet.
I guess I’m the only one who patriotically sang the songs.
The others were merely playing PSP games. [#_#]
And, NurJannah was so and very adorable can.
The way she sang “E I E I O” from the Old Mc Donald Song was super-uber-duper cute with capital C! But why so soft?!

I find the Scene Acts kind boring this year.
There weren’t any oomph in those short scenes.
And, I missed SOKA’s performance twice.
Be it during NDP and the encore telecast itself.

There was recently a Wedding Ceremony near my house.
The decorations were purely Pink and Black.
Ohmygorilla! For a wedding, I think it’s too bold.
Why can’t it be Green & White or something? ((:

This Saturday, on the midst of SEM Exams,
Will be celebrating the August-ians with paternal cousins.
If I’m not wrong, there will be a Karaoke session.
And since Aunties/Uncles are not fond of it…
Uddin & Eera, let’s have our own Jam & Hop!
For the show to be happening, let me be the lead singer.
Hey! I could be the next Adam Levine okay. HAH!

How sweet can my Primary 1 friends be?
Let me emphasize the words - Primary 1.
God knows how they can remember my name.
Well, that’s what true friends are. Sweet-ta!
And me, trying hard to recall their names.

Me: Hey! Erm, Na… Na…
Nas: [Making the ‘S’ sound but I heard a ‘Z’ instead]
Nas: Sss...Sss…Sss…
Me: Oh, Nazri? [So confident you know]
Nas: Nasruddin lar. And this is Shikin and Zuhaili.
Nas: Remember or not?

EH, can’t blame me ar. LMAO.
It had been 9 years I last seen them.
And I left Griffiths Primary during P2.
I only know Nas because he was a bully in class.
Fancy them saying I am too talkative now.
Oh well, I used to be the quietest boy in P1/6.
I shall take that as a compliment. Tsktsk! ((:

~ Revision Week Has Finally Come To An End ~

My Beloved Singapore

2008-08-07T23:46:00.006+08:00

I miss my beautiful dearie Acerius laptop.
She’s currently in Singapore Acer Hospital.
I hope she’s doing fine and be back home soon.
And it’s funny when Zuu elaborate my lameness. HAH!
This friend of mine never fails to put a smile on my face.

I have been giving myself a pat at the back.
Kudos to me! You guys want to know why?
This week, I have been diligently staying with...
Beloved friends back in school to revise for SEM Exams.
I'm not kidding. I'm dead serious! ((:

However, during Microeconomics lecture today…
I had no idea what PuarLS was saying for that 2 hours.
Hsinrui and I stared at each other looking so clueless.
Seriously, I have to really start this Module from scratch.
Ohmygorilla! How uncouth can that be?

I’m actually in National Day Mood you know.
Usually at this period of time, I will be singing & dancing.
Or putting National Day Songs in my blog or Friendster.
But, I hardly have the time now. Saturday, maternal cousins will go crazy and celebrate National Day at Grandma’s house.
How cool can it be when Dzikri is one patriotic citizen? HAH!

Oh, did you hear that? Did you? No? Yes?
Nope, it’s not my Mum who was nagging at me just now.
Neither is my stomach which grumbles because I didn’t eat dinner.
It’s actually my AFA Revision Papers who is shouting:
“DZIKRI! Back to your work and stop playing the computer.”

Anyways, I’m taking this opportunity to wish all Singapore Citizens’ Nation a very Happy 43rd Birthday!
And, let’s Shine for Singapore!! ((:

~ Shine For Singapore, This Is Our Song ~

Ooops! What Happen To My Bladder?

2008-07-30T22:30:00.001+08:00

How embarrassing can I be today?
Moreover, the scene took place in school’s toilet.
Oh gosh! I didn’t know where to hide my face. HAH!

I had the urge to go to the toilet during our project.
As a boy, it’s painful when you have to control your bladder.
As fast as possible, I dashed to the nearest toilet. HAH!
And after undressing my pants, guess what happen?
There wasn’t any leak or drop of urinal. Ohmygorilla!

To cover my embarrassment, I tilt to the side.
And I made the urinal sound that goes, “Shhhh...”
What the hell lar seh! So paiseh can. [#_#]
The guy beside me gave a what-the-fuck look!
DUH! Who would pee so loud can. HAHA! ((:

Anyways, I failed my Statistics ICA 2. Well, expected though.
But, why must I fail Stats Paper before Accounting For Assets?
Surprisingly, I did extremely well for AFA ICA 2. Oh, thank God.
Those who know me will agree that I suck at Accounting.

Apparently, it’s so disheartening to see many sad faces in class.
So during Principle of Management Tutorials...
I tend to make a nuisance of myself. HAHA!!
And it’s nice to see their smiles back. Sweet-TA!
Blame Statistic ICA 2 results can. GARRR!!~

My favourite part for today will definitely be in the Library.
It all started with Shuqin browsing Health Sciences books for me.
And all the books she picked have to do with MENTAL Disorders.
Alamak! This girl seriously got problem with me eh.

Then, out of boredom, I searched books for my friends.
Some got link but some don’t. HAHAH!!
Okay, I have to do my SharePoint Group Project now.
Ohmygorilla! My group put the background colour as pink.
I’m so against that eh. But it’s okay people...
I just can’t wait to get over and done with IT.
I hope Customer Relationship won’t have IT-related modules.

Oh well, after much consideration, I will stick to my decision.
Even when my parents and friends encouraging me to quit...
I will still stay in MCG as Drama is my passion. Haizz...
And I believe in Karma. Seniors, just watch out!

~ I Hope Retribution Will Satisfy Me Soon ~

What The Buck!

2008-07-29T23:35:00.007+08:00

P...R...O...J...E...C...T...S...
I’m finally done with it. No more sleepless nights.
And, no more of bugging my team members to do their work.

Today’s SharePoint Designer Presentation was full of craps.
HAHAH! My personal homepage is cute damn it. [^,^]
During presentation, I cannot help it but to keep saying...
“Aku dah merepek!” and laugh together with Zat, Zuu & Edward.
Oh, in translation it means, “I am talking nonsense!”
But I love SohBeeLuan’s expression when I said...
“... but I just hate designing websites!”
Ohmygorilla! It wasn’t supposed to be an insult.
But my beloved friends went clapping their hands.
Oh well, what can I say? 1 word. That's CUTE! ((:

Talking about cute, my sexy HewTY was being rude during our Microeconomics Group Project Presentation last week. Sheesh!
He kept annoying every group with stupid questions.
And we did not know what really satisfy his needs.
This not good, that one also not good! HewTY, HewTY...
I hope you were not trying to be cute! HAH.

Well, I’m beginning to be lazy in updating my blog.
*Shakes Head! Shakes Head!*

I realised I’m turning from a boy to a MAN.
And a MAN hardly expresses his thoughts or feelings in blog.
Or is my philosophy wrong? Hmm... ((:

Earthlings, guess what? GARR.
My beloved MCG thinks I should know the dates for training.
Hello! You people are the ones who says that you seniors will inform us via SMS whenever there is training or meetings.
And, at 7 p.m. just now, I received an SMS from one of my MCG friends asking me about my whereabouts.
I’m being so puzzled not knowing what’s happening.

E: Dzik, where are you? Not coming?
D: I’m just about to reach home. Come for what?
E: MCG. Today there is meeting.
D: What!? I never received any message from anyone. WTH!

Moreover, I heard rumours that the SENIORS think I'm not reliable, not good in designing banners/posters/tickets, not so enthusiastic and therefore I should not be in the Production Committee. Doesn’t mean I slack in MCG or not really being enthusiastic person than the rest, you people can look down on me okay. Errgh!! I just hate MALAY peeps lar seh. Stupid!!
If you not happy with me, don’t hide those feelings and smile to me as if there is nothing happening. Speak it out damn it.

You people even say that we shouldn’t keep grudges or ill feelings towards one another. You want to know how I feel? You guys full of shit! If this happens for the 3rd time (Yes, they did this to me twice already), I might as well quit MCG, like what my parents told me. And you people can jolly well find a replacement for Zizie (a make-up artist which is currently my role in production)!

~ Drama Is My Passion But Thanks To Them It Deteriorates ~

Relax, Be Cool

2008-07-18T21:19:00.006+08:00

Boom Chika Boom! Boom Chika Boom!
It is finally the weekend... *Screams*
I am screaming because stress for the week is over.
Moreover, how cute can Granny LeePK be this morning?

ME: Munching snacks in class. *Munch. Crunch!*
LeePK: Huh? Are these your breakfast?
ME: No not really. We eat these to relieve stress.
LeePK: Nowadays, students always stress.
LeePK: Last time I do not even know what stress means.

She started blabbering how she struggled through her life with ease.
Really, she's a Granny to us. HAHA! BM0808’s AFA Granny. ((:
Well, she is better than that EOC Irritating Tutor.

I had 2 sleepless nights this week. GARR!!!
How uncouth can that be? All thanks to projects and test.
Felt enthusiastic in editing project and studying for AFA Test...
In the end, they screw up and my sleepless nights were worthless.

I have no idea what crop the PowerPoint Slides’ problems.
For that particular case, I already took the blame.
I feel so sorry for the undesirably outrageous PPT.
Wait! It must be the teacher’s stupid computer lar seh!

AFA Test was easy at first until I turned to the next page.
Ohmygorilla late Ah Meng! There so many Journal Entries to do.
I, being suck at Journal Entries wrote crap out of it. [#_#]
Alamak! I just hope miracles happen eh. HAHAHA.
Well, it will always happen in this Module... I hope!
Oh please, I do not want to get another 15/30 can.
At least 17 marks okay ar. Then, can brag my marks to Shuqin!

Tomorrow’s Maternal Cousin’s Outing – The Dark Knight.
Yeh, Yeh, Saboleh! So happy...
I just love outings especially in the North.
I-know-you-know okay. No need to investigate anything. LOL!
Sheesh! Stupid SharePoint Designer is freaking me out.
At least I pass my HTML test. That was so lucky of me... Haix!

Anyways, today is officially Dzikri’s Stupid Day.

1.My alarm clock did not ring. Stupid alarm clock. Instead of going out from my house at 7am, I bathed at 7am today. Hello! My class starts at 8am and I still have to travel far to school. Bodoh, buy new phone then.

2.Even when the bus stopped directly in front of me, those secondary school kids dashed through the door and pushed me behind. I felt like slapping every single one of them. Making me wait for another bus. Oi! Is that your school bus? Bodoh, no manners. 291 buses is freaking small now!

3.I have no idea what is the new law or rules state in SBS currently. Since when the bus driver waits for passengers to board the bus until it is full? There were only 5 passengers, including me at first but I had to wait for a few minutes until the bus is fully packed like sardines. Bodoh, the bus driver crazy I think.

4.Stupid bus driver, drove freaking slow.
Felt like calling Batman to fly me over to school.

Even when I knew I was late, I still can walk slowly to class.
As Granny LeePK is nice and she understands my situation. ((:
Oh, did you know I always come late to school nowadays? HAH!
I came to Econs Tutorial 1 hour late! Nudge to Shuqin.
Still, considerate HewTY mark my attendance as present.

Last but not least......
NYP Indra Nila Kirana won Fiestari 2008.
Power ar Tarian. You guys ROCK!!
P/S: Go youtube and search Fiestari 2008 - NYP

~ Why do all good things come to an end? ~

Back And Better Than Before

2008-07-11T22:46:00.005+08:00

I, Muhammad Dzikri, suddenly have the urge to update.
3 Cheers and 3 Cheers and 3 Cheers for DZIKRI! ((:
P/S: I want the NPCC version can. HAH!

Oh, did you know I have been unlucky these days?
I just wonder if I have broken any mirrors recently.

On Wednesday, I received the hardest paper for Statistic ICA 2.
Feel so demoralised that I cannot do 2/3 questions.
Oh, I managed to do only 1 AND it consists of 13 marks only...
I need to score at most 20 to pass, bodoh! GARR.
Moreover, my classmates weren’t happy about the ICA system.
Well, there’s the feedback for us to complain. Woot! ((:

19 July’s Outing with Maternal Cousins will be great, I hope!
Because that will be the right time for me to take a break.
SEM Examinations starts on 15 August. Yeah, freaking fast eh.
I need some aspirations from Batman – The Dark Night.
Okay, Dzikri stop crapping eh. ((:

As always, Dzikri will sleep in the cinema if the movie is boring.
I shall pray hard that The Dark Night is “exciting”.
Oh, did I spell the movie’s title correctly?
Is it Night or Knight? Laugh my ass out, freaks!

Do you know something?
I’m one of the main casts in Layar Andayu’s Production 2008.
So you lovely readers, please come support okay?
Our production will be on the 1st week of December.
I shall confirm the précised date soon. Woohoo!

Anyways, I'm so happy that my group projects are done!
POM done. Econs done, like finally! EEEE...
And with that, I'm left with EOComm.

Congratulations Darwis!! ((:
I'm happy that you are chosen to go to Australia.
I hope you have a safe trip to Australia soon.
Most importantly, we hope you will enjoy the trip.

Okay, when really is my turn? I want to go to Japan!!
My youngest brother got to go overseas before me.
How uncouth can that be? Garr.

~ Pop The Weasel. Fweet The Whistle! ~

July Is So Hectic

2008-06-27T22:52:00.006+08:00

There’s something I wanna tell the whole world.
And it is ranging from the least to the most important.

1. After June, I will be busy preparing for SEM Examinations.
2. I find CCA useless from now on. Oh gosh!
3. Most importantly, I passed all my Term Tests! [^,^]

Seriously, I need to buck up on my Microeconomics. I mean it!
Shuqin, if you are reading this... It applies to you too. ((:
The only one who I can rely on is none other than MYSELF.
Yes, I have to do my own revision independently. DWUW.
Seeing other people being selfish in Education irks me.
But Dzikri the kind and sincere boy is still willing to help others.

Getting a 20/40 for Economics really motivates me to do better.
To others, just pass means “Oh my! I suck. I’m stupid.”
But to me, it’s a great achievement especially when you are in a struggle to understand the whole module ever since Day 1.
Learning A. Maths and POA in Secondary School which I thought to be a torture actually reduces my burden in Tertiary Education. In fact, I could sleep during lectures you know. HAHA!!

Anyways, I had a chat in Habbo recently with a 16 year old boy.
He’s so random just like his Habbo’s name. LoL!

Randomnessisbest: I’m so demoralized now.
I don’t think I’ll do well for O Levels.
Dzikri: I used to have the same feeling too.
Come on, there’s still time right?
Randomnessisbest: Do you know that I have 4 F9, 2 D7 and 1 C6 for my Mid-Year Examinations?
Dzikri: Don’t worry. Our own Secondary School’s Exams papers are relatively difficult than O Level papers.

[Hahaha!! I was trying to motivate him lar seh. I talk like real eh?]

Randomnessisbest: Anyways, what school are you from?
Dzikri: NANYANG POLYTECHNIC School of Business.
Randomnessisbest: Oh! NYP. The School of Porno. HAHAHA!!
Dzikri: What the buck! I’m gonna kick your ass if you’re in NYP.
Randomnessisbest: Who say I’m gonna choose NYP?
Dzikri: Laugh Out Loud!! HAHAHA!!

My beloved NYP is giving me a tiring schedule starting next week.
There will be HTML ICA 4 on this coming Tuesday!!
[For the first time, I’m so looking for it]
And my EOC Presentation is on Friday; a disadvantage.
AFA and Statistical Method of Business ICA are on July too.
And, there are still 3 undone projects to do this July.

So I guess I will be M.I.A again until September? ((:

~ There's Always A Second Chance In Education! ~

Pictures Of BBQ Outing

2008-06-19T23:09:00.012+08:00

Yeah! Pictures are here for you to see! ~
Enjoy these lovely pictures taken on 17th June.
Of course, I had a blast with BM0808 Darlings.

WHAHA! Dzikri like real eh? ((:

If you zoom in, you would see that the others have filthy hands.

Except... ME!

ME: Honey put where? Put where?

Again, Dzikri acted like he knows what to do. ((:

Look at Shuqin. I think she wanted to slap me!

HEY! This is real. I really helped clean up the mess.

Well, the next pics is what I do as always in BBQ.

Wanna see? Scroll down Earthlings. ((:

When everyone was busy BBQ-ing...
I took a minute to look good for the camera. HAH!

I sat at a corner and camwhore!
But most importantly...

I ate and ate non-stop.

While waiting for the food to be cooked by my darlings!

~ Life Of A Pathetic Boy In A BBQ Outing ~

It's All About Friendship

2008-06-18T03:54:00.013+08:00

Apparently, I was utterly shocked when beloved BM0808 darlings told me their first impression of me was gay. [Shocked]
Apparently, I cried bitterly when Singapore was out of World Cup Qualifier as I am always a patriotic supporter. [Sad]
Apparently, I was an extreme pathetic and useless guy during the BBQ get-together. [Having A 98.7% Guilt]
Apparently, I was extremely delighted when Croatia got maximum points in EURO 08 Group Stage. [Delighted]
Apparently, my heart is shattered to pieces not knowing I was labelled ‘gay’ by friends until the BBQ get-together.

*# BOO to you darlings! #*

BM0808 BBQ get-together was a bizarre with capital F.U.N!
I’m using the term “get-together” because we become even closer.
Hence, we got to know each other even better. Cute right my class?
Apologies accepted for those who couldn’t make it. ((:

I met Hsinrui and Pearlena at Kembangan MRT station.
Having doubts to ECP, we took a taxi with Hsinrui paying the fare.
Even when we reached East Coast Park as early as 5.30 pm...
It took us 1.5 hours to reach the BBQ pit. Laugh out Loud!
Yes earthlings. We were lost as we headed the wrong way.

Along the way, we took a quick break at McDonald’s.
Hey! We were tired of walking from one end to another okay.
We only ate ice-creams to cool us down. Psst! We were pissed.

ME: Eh, there’s Mats behind us.
Pearlena: (Saying it out loud) Huh!? What is Mats?
Me & Hsinrui: *Shock!* [and scared...]
Hsinrui: (Whispering) Mats is like Ah Beng.

HAH! And Pearlena backed up with a good recovery by saying that she needs mats so that she could sit on it later at pit.
And when I said I hate Mats, Hsinrui still in Hongkong I guess.

ME: I hate Mats but not Ah Beng, Ah Lians and Minahs.
Hsinrui: Okay. When we walk pass by... We go to the toilet okay?

She thought I was saying that I need to pangsai.
I thought she wanted to slap Mats when walking pass by them.
Pearlena was still purely innocent not knowing anything.
The 3 of us sure have great eternity of love. ((:

We reached the BBQ pit finally at about 6.30pm...
With Alston suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
The 4 of us had to wait for another 45 minutes...
For the others to reach the pit. GARRRR! ~
And it was kinda hilarious when they ran towards the pit.
The 4 of us were hungry waiting for them lar seh. HEHEHE!
I could even hear a bomb blasting in my stomach. [So exaggerating]

It took them awhile to start up with the pit.
And I suddenly remembered the screwed up 2E1-05 BBQ.
Remember using coconuts and coconut husks to start up the fire?
Remember our frustration of not able to light up the freaking BBQ?
Remember we bought 1.5 litre of Coke just to dehydrate ourselves?
Remember how it suddenly lighted up by we-don’t-know-who?
HAHA! That was so comical of me having those flashbacks.

Being a pathetic person whenever it comes to BBQ outing...
I was there eating and munching all night long. *Winks! Winks!*
Now, my new batch of darlings knows my true colours already.
BBQ and Dzikri don't match each other you see. WHAHA!
I was overjoyed that my mee goreng received compliments. [^,^]

I was quite appalled when Lay Kheng and Karlyn were very assiduous in the pit. The girls kept barbequing non-stop.
And I felt guilty not helping them. Tsk!
But whenever I want to help, they pushed me aside because...
I was either slow or doing the absolute wrong thing. HAH!
See, in this kind of get-together we actually know each other better.
And, I could even joke with Zhiwei who I seldom talk to in class.

THEM: Don’t give Dzikri the food. Don’t!
Me: Why? Why like that seh?
Them: Coz’ you never help us barbeque.

They still gave me as there was too much food to waste. HAH!
Anyways, I did help a bit at the barbeque pit okay. A bit! ((:
And again, I was a great cameraman and a photogenic guy.
HAH! Both cameras have dozens of my pictures in it.

Well, all the consumed food is making me feel lethargic.
I updating at wee hours as I’m watching Group C Euro 08.
The so-called, “Group of Death!”.
And I want to see which 2 teams are about to die.

~ Do I Look Like A Gay? I Know I Am Always Happy! ~

Memories To Last Forever

2008-06-12T00:14:00.010+08:00

I’m feeling sick! And, I doubt I could make it for 3e4e4’s gathering.
It’s DEJAVU yet again. I’m so sorry 3e4e4. I’ll try to come okay.
If I can’t, let’s have a dinner together on this September.
Since it’s the month of Ramadhan, we shall break fast together.
HEHEHS! How cute that can be. ((:

Blame the kids who asked me to play with them. Oops, wrong!
Blame myself for joining them at the playground in the rain.
At times, playing in the rain is so fricking fun! [^,^]
If only my 2 younger brothers weren’t IT Games Freak!

Oh, did you know I have celebrity crushes? WAHAH!
Vernetta and Utt are my favourite hosters on Channel 5.
Vernetta is oh-so-SEXY in Behind Closed Doors.
And, Utt is oh-so-HOT in Incredible Tales. ((:

Well, as promised I shall upload the F5 pics.
Have fun and enjoy viewing. TATAS`!

HAPPY 4 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP FAMOUS 5!

~ Croatia For Euro 08! All hail Croatia!! ~

Hectic Famous 5 Day

2008-06-10T18:02:00.004+08:00

Yesterday day out with Famous 5 was extreme extravaganza.
I don’t know where to start and how to end. Be Loved!
And anyways, I’m not a Mat eh guys... [#_#]

Mandai Zoo outing was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Mainly, most of us were broke. Financially in debt (!?) Tsktsk!
So, we came up with Plan C which was cycling at Pasir Ris Park.
Garr!! I wanted to see Chawang the Elephant seh. ((:

The 2 hours ride was superb with a double-seat Mountain Bike.
I rode it together with Nadiah. Psst! We had a great synergy.
Not like the other riders who went screaming and shouting...
For no particular reason. Nudge! Nudge! HAHA.

There was a Horse stable at Pasir Ris Park.
Seriously, I have no idea it exists until Elmi says so.
We went there and were admiring the beautiful horses.
And there was this horse which opened up its legs, brushing aside its long pony tail and then... Urine right smack in front of Nabliah’s and Ratna’s view. Laugh Out Loud!

I saw many Mats, Minahs, AhBengs & AhLians!
For goodness sake, don’t associate me with Mats.
Garr!! Do I even look like one? *Kick Your Asses* ((:

Tired of cycling we went to have our lunch at Cavana.
Mingled and made a nuisance of ourselves.
And not forgetting our camwhoring sessions!
I won’t be denial and am not bragging okay guys.
I was the best cameraman and poser for that day! ((:

Impatient Ratna kept messaging me to send her the pics.
I had to upload 190 pictures of Memories you know.
My computer lags and at that point of time...
I felt like throwing my computer at her face! HAH.

Imbecilic I send an unattached E-Mail.
How embarrassing was that? HEHEHE.

I can go berserk uploading the pics in my blog.
I can go crazy uploading the pics in my Friendster profile.
I just recovered from a dizzy-ness of that spinning BOWL.

~ Who Will Marry First? Who Will Have Children First? ~

Dreams Are Liars

2008-06-08T23:16:00.003+08:00

Our dreams could possibly tell us a thousand lies.
And how comical it is when I dreamt about MCG! ((:

Alston a new-comer in MCG dampens my MCG spirit.
He has a Mat Rep attitude that I despise so much.
Even girls like Zat & Zuu who used to adore him...
Are turned off by his Mat Rep-ness. Laugh Out Loud!

And because of him, I quit Malay Cultural Group.
Oh please! I will never quit MCG. MCG for LIFE! ((:
Anyway, in reality, Alston is not a Mat Rep lar. Hahas.

It so happen that I couldn’t make it for tomorrow’s MCG training.
My family had plans for a gathering already. Sheesh!
However, it seems that the plan is going to be cancelled.
Both parents have to work over-time. *Pissed off!*

Since I already told my MCG President that I won’t be attending...
I might as well follow Famous 5 to Mandai Zoo instead. ((:
Or whatever their last minute plans shall be. HAHS!

Random Fact #1
I cut my hair. Jumps for JOY! ((:
Stop saying, “What hair?” you lovely friends.

Random Fact #2
Lovely barber man is trying to woo me with his daughter.
Sorry Sir, I’m not ready for a relationship at the moment.
WOW! He says her daughter is a mix-Arabic-Chinese.

Random Fact #3
Singapore is out of World Cup Qualifier Round.
I’m freaking sad. I’m a patriotic fan you see.
Hopefully miracles happen at the impossible.

Random Fact #4
Fucking Econs project doesn’t make sense at all.
Am fucking irritated and shall do it after 2 weeks term break.

I shall pray that both Mondays in the coming weeks are SUNNY.
Well, it usually will not rain when I have the feeling it will not.
SO, have a faith in me. That’s who I am! *LOVED*

Camwhoring session with Famous 5 tomorrow. Can’t wait!
Nabilah, Ratna, Nadiah & Elmi. Better make my day FUN!
Coz’ I skip MCG – Drama just because of you peeps. ((:

P/S: Hello Hsinrui darling! Welcome to my blog.
^^ Hmm... Any more new readers out there? ^^

~ The Kallang Roar Becoming So Soft Like A Mewing Of A Cat! ~

Cherish Your Loved Ones

2008-06-05T23:29:00.007+08:00

Ignore the previous EMO-shit post shall we? ((:
It made me laugh reading it when I’m in a happy mood.
Oh, I wrote it out of frustration and I wasn’t in a good mood.
Let me emphasize this. I LOVE MY BM0808 DARLINGS! [^,^]

As expected, I screwed my Microeconomics badly.
I did the paper with the best out of my knowledge.
Only GOD knows what I was writing and drawing.
I seriously had no idea what I was doing. Hopeless!
If only I could write 1000 word essay about ‘Why Study Econs?’...
I think I can get at least a B or the worst C. [#_#]

It will gonna be a miracle if I pass. Well, hopefully.
But, I’m having a 95% confidence level that I doubt I did well.
How can, when the question is asking about [A] and I answer [Z]?

“Why is there a scarcity problem?”
When there is a scarcity problem, people make choices.
Thus, opportunity cost occurs due to the problem.

You see, I wasn’t [for goodness sake] answering the question.
And when I told Shuqin about this, she laughed. HAHA!!
Don’t get me started with the graph drawings. Oh no!
At a point, I felt like drawing a smiley face just to make me happy.

Well, it’s over and I got over it thanks to most of my darlings.
Friendship plays an important role in my life.
I really love every single one of you in BM0808!
And the people in the tag board...
You guys are the lights of my darkness. ((:

Guess what Mummy said when I had dinner with them at Rasa 21.
Oh before that, Chicken Chop Rice is heavenly nice. ZOMG!
It’s expensive [$5.50] but it filled my empty stomach.
Back to my beloved Mummy who always have something to say.
She said that my attitude and the way I speak also change?
And kept talking non-stop about us, particularly ME! *Sad*

ME: Is it for the better or for the worst?
Mummy: *She continued saying something else*
ME: *Showing her that I’m enjoying my food*
Mummy:*Kept blabbering*

Arghh!! Jumps for joy! YAHHOOO!!
I’m going to get an ATM card sooooon.
How incredible is that? Oh, to me that’s great news.
I didn’t expect my parents who used to be particular about...
Youngsters having an ATM card would offer me with that.

I love you Mummy. I love you Daddy.
You guys always brighten my day at the right time.
Wait, I can’t show my happiness yet as they’re still indecisive.
I'll definitely hug/kiss both of you when I received “THE” card!

~ That Irritating Song Is Stuck In My Head! ~

It's Time To Suffer

2008-06-05T09:05:00.011+08:00

At times, I don’t understand why I’m not being treated well.
BM0808 darlings, I’m not trying to show hatred to you guys. [=
I will never despise you. I’m just so upset over a particular matter.

Why can’t anyone teach and assist me with Microeconomics?
I had been losing my breath ever since day 1 when I said:
“I don’t understand Microeconomics. Can help me?”

But I received remarks such as these instead:
“Econs is easy lar. You just need to use common sense.”
“Econs is like Geography and Maths. It has many graphs.”

I admit. I do not have common sense. BOO! [#_#]
And I agree that tertiary education is more of Independent learning.
All those comments somehow demoralize me to study Econs.

But why when you guys seek help from me...
I will assist you with sincerity and open arms?

Never did I dampen your spirit to do IT Web & Tech. Project.
When you asked me to help, I voluntarily did so.
It gave me a sense of satisfaction to see the smile on your faces.

Never did I deprave you in Statistical Methods of Business.
I assist you guys whenever you are in doubt.
And it gave me a sense of satisfaction to see people like Zat getting good grades. [Psst! I got 17 out of 20 for Stats ICA1. HEHS!] =D

For now, I thank Edward and Shuqin for their encouragement.
They motivate me to study Econs. Err, Shuqin did? HAHA! [^,^]
GARR! I hate writing EMO-shit post. GARR! I hate it.
It makes me cry and cry. Am anti-EMO and those feelings suck.

Yesterday, I was trying my best to study Microeconomics.
I was too stressed and there were teardrops on my textbook.
And today, the first thing I see was the word ‘Microeconomics’.
I feel that I’m being haunted by this Module lar. It’s everywhere.

Oh well, I’m going off to school later.
Am going to school in a monotonous way.
Am going to read my Lecture notes in the bus.
Am going to do my very best and ace Econs test.

Once again BM0808 darlings, I hold no grudges with all of you.
I love every single one of you eventhough I talk behind your backs.

February 15~21 [SKUNK]

If you are a Skunk: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you guys remains.

~ Shawty Get Loose! Shawty Got Loose! Get Lost! ~

Laugh Till My Stomach Ache

2008-06-04T00:59:00.002+08:00

I had a terrible day on 3 June 2008. A very bad day indeed.
Thanks to my clique for annoying me. [#_#]

Apparently, I woke up late that day. Felt pissed.
Fu*king bus 291 was f*cking slow. Felt pissed.
Reached bus interchange at 9.15am. Felt pissed.
Had the thought of reaching school late. Felt pissed.
Bus driver 72 made me smile as he drove very fast! ((:

I was wearing my NPCC shirt to school.
I purposely walked pass the lane where everyone’s smoking and…
I heard a soft murmuring that sounded like:
“Sial lah. This guy is a police?”

But the best part was when I saw a girl quickly hid her cigarette.

After school, I went out with Zat, Zuu, Chelsea & Hsinrui.
We were merely ‘window-shopping’ around Causeway Point.
With only $6 in my wallet, I tried not to be tempted by the sales.
Crap! If I got $100 that time, I could actually buy a lot of things.

Ate at Gelare with them as our stomachs were growling.

Me: Eh, is this place Halal or not?
Zuu: Don’t care first. I’m too hungry.
Me: WAHAHA!! ((:

This is what you call a hungry woman on the loose!
Anyway, I shall not elaborate how we ate coz` it was too awful.
Yes, I confessed. I have the worst table manners. Nyahaha!!
Well, not as bad as *Nudge! Nudge!* ((:

~ 17th June To Sentosa? Time To Wash My Eyes! ~

Be Great, Be Surprised!

2008-06-01T23:58:00.007+08:00

Welcome back to the virtual world!
Exciting school makes blogging less interesting.
In times, I have to bid my blog goodbye.
At the second thought, HELL No! [ ^,^ ]

I suddenly feel so petrified to attend a Wedding Ceremony.
You may never know who you might come across with.
And today, I saw a junior from East Spring Secondary...
Who is known to be my nephew. I was surprised alright.
Ratna, maybe karma hits me back after laughing at you?

He got the cheek to make fun of me even when I was stunned with my index finger pointing at him and my mouth wide open. HAHAHA!! Now, I have 6 nephews/nieces in ESSS.
Tell me, how incredible is that? Hmm...

I was laughing hysterically when Abang SumSum commented this.
Kak Shiqah, I’m not being rude but it was funny! WHAHA! ((:

“EH, it feels like so scary to get married.”

Anyways, June Holidays are pack with fun activities.
On 9th June, I will be doing my Principle of Management project.
Hopefully, I will do my Microeconomics Project on the first week.
I was appointed the leader in my Microeconomics group. HAHA!
Mr. HewTY felt startled when I showed my true affections.

“Cher, I attend your class because your lesson is so interesting!”

And, on 17th June if I’m not wrong...
There will be BM0808 Class Outing! DWUW!~
I’m so looking forward to it. Oh it will be FUN!

And, I will be 90% sure, 3e4e4 will have a gathering too.
Jumps for JOY! Some catching up with them. Wee!~

And, I confident EERA gonna organise a cousin’s outing.
So much to do but so little time. Well, that’s reality.

People, it’s raining nowadays.
Stop complaining that the weather is wet now.
Be thankful that it is not HOT anymore!

~ You Cry, I Cry. You Commit Suicide, I Attend Your Funeral. ~

BM0808 Corporation

2008-05-19T19:59:00.003+08:00

Kerwin says: Let’s have no conflicts and stay UNITED!

I cried when he said that as I miss my secondary school friends.
I cried when Jeffrey showed his graduation video clips as I miss my secondary school friends.
I cried while uploading these pictures as I love this class of mine! ((:

[ BM0808 Corporation ]

[ NYP's Next Apprentice ]

My beloved IT Web & Tech Group Members.
From left; Darling Hsinrui Me Darling Pearlena ((:

And presenting the Hunks of BM0808.
From left; Johnson Junwei ChunAik Zhiwei Kerwin Weizhi Alston Edward Haresh ME!
Not in pic; Jeffrey

~ Gosh! Dzikri Is Studying For His Exams (?!) ~

Push! Push! Back Upon It

2008-05-18T15:37:00.008+08:00

Push push back upon it;
Make me believe you want it.

Friday’s Effective Oral Comm. was okay.
When I say OK, it means I neither did great nor bad.
Anyways, we had a class photo too on that day.
We looked like The Apprentice Candidates.
All looked so spectacular in our formal wear.

I’ll upload the photos as soon as I get it from darling Pearlena.
I’m freaking lazy to go online MSN and get it lar seh. ((:
MSN is one boring place to have a chat or etcetera.

JEROME’s Personal Message says:
When did being online boring? People these days are BORING!

Jerome, stop hinting me eh. GARR!!
If I happen to go to Admiralty Sec, I shall kick your ass.
And trust me, I will. Muahahaha!! =P

I have a second thought on MCG – Drama.
The pressure of having to speak PURE Malay Language is high.
If I apply this in Microeconomics, the demand curve shifts left.
Oh guess what? I pissed my Econs tutor. Wahahah!!

ME: *Echoing whatever he said*
Mr. HEWTY: Dzik, if I need a parrot, I shall buy 1.

Anyways, I love Uddin lar.
He’s so great that whenever I talk to him...
He gives me some aspirations. I’m serious! ((:

ME: What you think? Should I quit MCG?
Uddin: I don’t know. You should think for yourself.
ME: Well never mind. I shall stay in MCG and slack.
Uddin: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too!

Oh, I will definitely miss working with Hsinrui & Pearlena.
We worked well as team in completing IT Web & Tech. PW.
I’m not being denial but this is the best PW group I ever had!
It is so different working with my Stats, POM or Econs group.
There’s no bonding. There’s no unity. There’s nothing!
Damn it. This Tuesday we’ll be our last day together as a team.

And on Tuesday, when we are doing the peer evaluation...
I will give 5 points for every category to my darlings.
Besides, they are so lovely for treating me a meal each. ((:

P/S: EEZA, I’ve done your quiz. It’s in my 2 post.

~ I'm The Kinda Guy That Don't Get Real Excited (!?) ~

Questions Of Friendship

2008-05-18T15:31:00.003+08:00

Name 20 FRIENDS you can think of right now.
Don't read the questions until you've named the 20 FRIENDS.
At the end of this, choose 5 people to do this.

1. Eugene
2. Varian
3. Nabilah
4. Ratna
5. Nadiah
6. Elmi
7. Rabiatul
8. Syahirah
9. Dewi
10. Xiuhui
11. Lipei
12. Naemah
13. Edwyna
14. Jonathan
15. Alston
16. Johnson
17. Dixxen
18. Zatilah
19. Zulaikha
20. Chelsea

How did you meet #14?
Jonathan. When we got into 3e4e4. ((:

What would you do if you did not meet #1?
Eugene. I’ve cried when we lost contact. He’s my 1st Best Friend. ((:

What if #9 and #20 dated?
Dewi & Chelsea. Sorry, both aren’t lesbians. ((:

Will #6 and #17 date?
Elmi & Dixxen. Wahahah!! Dixxen is attached with Troy. I doubt Elmi is gay. ((:

Describe #3.
Nabilah. Caring, Loving, Gossip-Queen. She’s fun to be with. ((:

Is #8 attractive?
Syahirah. Hell yeah! My TWIN baby. ((:

Describe #7.
Rabiatul. Caring, Loving, Cheerful. She’s just like a sister to me. ((:

Do you know any of #12 family members?
Naemah. Tsktsk! I don’t. ((:

What would you do if #18 confesses to you that she likes you?
Zatilah. I’m going to laugh hysterically like hers!! ((:

What language does #15 speak?
Alston. English and Chinese. ((:

Who is #9 going out with?
Dewi. She’s going out with her family I think. ((:

How old is #16?
Johnson. Sweet-17! ((:

When is the last time you spoke to #13?
Edwyna. On Friday, when we exchanged ‘Hellos’! ((:

Who is #2's favourite band/signer?
Varian. The last time I heard him sing Westlife’s song. ((:

Would you ever date #4?
Ratna. I shall kill myself instead. ((:

Would you ever date #1?
Eugene. Yes, it’s long time we’ve last meet. ((:

Is #19 single?
Zulaikha. No, but she busted by guys easily. LoL! ((:

What is #10 last name?
Xiuhui. Her name is Ang Xiuhui. ((:

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11?
Lipei. Wahahah! She will be laughing when she read this. ((:

School of #3?
Nabilah. Tampines Junior College. ((:

Where does #5 lives?
Nadiah. Few blocks away from my house. ((:

What is your favourite thing of #15?
Alston. Sunsilk! [Inside joke] ((:

Have you ever seen #17 naked?
Dixxen. Nope but it there’s a chance... ((:

Oh well, there will be no 5 people to be enlisted here.
This is all for FUN! Viewer discretion is advised.

~ When You Say MAT, I Say ROCK! ~

I Love My Mummy!

2008-05-10T21:42:00.010+08:00

First and foremost, wishing all Mothers out there...
A Happy, Lovely & Beautiful Mothers’ Day!!

I’m not bringing my Effective Oral Comm. Outline Speech tmr.
Instead, I want to eat and mingle with cousins at Sakura. ((:
But when exactly will I practice my speech?
Speaking of EOC, we had an Impromptu Speech yesterday.
My class was super chaotic while narrating their topics.
We had a blast laughing at every presentation. Hahahas!

For example WaiSam, who, kept contradicting herself.
Hongkong is big but is located in a small part of China.
The dim sums are nice but I don’t really like it.
There’s big Disneyland there, but it looks kinda small.

Another was ChunAik which made us think he’s a confused boy!
Do you know where Singapore is? Well, I don’t.
Do you know where it’s located on the map? I don’t.

And when Lauren says, “Anyone here is racist?”
Everyone pointed at Alston. Wahahah!!
Everyone was super-Funny! SUPER-DUPER!
I couldn’t present my speech well because...
They irritated me once again! *Insert sad face*

We came into Lecture Theatre early yesterday.
We merely wanted the air-con and played some games.
We played ‘123Bang!’ and ‘Small fish; Big fish’.
Halfway through the game, I was gazing the sky.
It made me retrospect my days with 3e4e4 and Famous 5.
Those times; we played ‘Thumb Game’ together and LOL!
But life has to move on and I can’t stop thanking GOD.
I’m just so fortunate to be in a lovely and wonderful class.

Oh guess what!? I finally understand Microeconomics.
And, MCG is on Monday. MCG for LIFE! ((:
Stupid FBodz being so biased. Fuck Them!
I actually can dance better. And so is Edwyna.
YES, we didn’t make it to FBodz. But who cares?

~ I Hate My Stats Group. Stats; My Favourite Module! ~

Bon Voyage?

2008-05-06T23:03:00.009+08:00

BM0808 was super UNITED today. They bombarded my group with irrelevant, dumb and “for-the-sake-of-asking” questions after our IT Web & Tech presentation. Well, not all but most of them purposely voiced their beautiful voices out. I pity my group members, Hsin Rui and Pearlena. Hahahahas!! They kept nudging me and whispered, “Dzik, you answer them. Answer them.” ((:

REVENGE was the word they’re trying to portray. Practically because, I gave each group at least 1 or 2 constructive criticisms. And in class, I was the ONLY one who did that. It certainly pissed them off. HEY! You must clarify the things you are unsure of right? Furthermore, I sat right in front you know. Hahahahas!! When Mrs. Soh asked for any feedbacks, I vividly raised my hands. And every time I did that, there’s an orchestra of sighing.

“Dzik, you watch out. Your turn you watch out!” Hahahahas!

My group was the 2nd last to present. So, it’s obvious that everyone was waiting eagerly for our presentation to end before they could do the Q & A. Well, they weren’t paying attention anyway. The 3 of us took our time, explained slowly and composed ourselves. By the time I had to present my slides, that evil Alston [Module rep] suddenly ring the bell indicating that we passed 10 minutes. Angry sia. Others I think took more than 10 minutes but he never ring the bell. Basket right? It’s so obvious the class had been discussing or planning what to do behind our backs. Unfortunately for us, we didn’t know what was going on as we sat right in front. Immediately after I said, “Thank you!”... Most of them started to imitate what I did earlier. Like raising hands excitedly, confused over the statistics data and asking to go back to the previous slides to clarify doubts. And then I saw Mrs. Soh laughing hilariously at the back. [ #_# ]

A SUPER-CUTE CLASS. WE ROCKS LAR! ((;

In the end, I think my team members did a great job for the presentation too. We had the best team work as compared to the rest lar seh. And eventhough, my group, which was the only group that had more than 10 questions asked, we managed to answer them with ease and hit back right smack at them; my beloved BM0808! Wonderful friends I have, I loooiikkee!! ((:

Oh man! I heard very vile news from friends. This news was actually delivered to me the next day. GARR!! How come I received it late? I must be too sociable I guess. Hahahahas!! It actually saddened me knowing that there is actually a minute conflict between 2 classmates. Hmm, I seriously have no idea how to resolve it as I’m very useless at solving problems ever since I entered NYP. But a group of caring friends are trying their very best to end the disputes. How sweet! Well, least I could do is actually act silly and make the class burst into LAUGHTER! Hahahahas! Let’s smile instead of EMO-shitting. [ ^,^ ]

~ I Look So Nerdy But Cute In Formal Wear! ~

Feeling The Heat?

2008-05-04T16:35:00.004+08:00

I have deleted the previous post. ((:
Reason being, I can finally feel the warm.
Weather is so HOT. I wonder why oh why.
Hey, wait a minute. Why am I shivering?

1 project is done, another 1 starts to pop up.
And this time, I’m going to smile from ear to ear as...
Statistical Method of Business is my favourite module!!
Jumps for joy. And scream at the top of your lungs. ((:

I suck at Malay Drama. I suck at Malay Drama.
Okay, that could be contradicting. Let’s be specific then.
I hate to be part of a scene where couples are fighting.
I seriously hate that scene. Hate it to the core!
Either I keep quiet or I stand far away from them.

Maybe because, when couples fight, I do not intervene.
And that is why; I have no idea what to say during the play.
Guess what my character was for today. ((:
A gay pole dancer. Dixxen, shut up! Hahahas.
HEY! I did great okay. Everyone was cheering loudly.

After joining Malay Cultural Group...
I’ve got my perception wrong about Malay people.
They are not that bad as I thought they will be.
But, I still need to adapt as I’ve been with Chinese friends...
For the past 3 continuous years! DWUW! ~

There will be a presentation on IT Web & Tech today.
I’m going to wear smart casual with a nerdy look.
Ohmyg! I’m extremely nervous lar seh. [ #_# ]
Well, I hope it turns out to be well-planned.

~ I Lick Them With Great Pleasure; Yummy Ice-Creams! ~

Questions Left Answered

2008-05-04T16:34:00.004+08:00

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
* 27.

2. What do you want the most now?
* I want to sleep right now.

3. Who is the person you trust the most?
* My parents.

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
* YES, I do. Confidence in me!! (:

5. If you want a dream to come true, what would it be?
* To see me singing along side Aliff Aziz. 16 FEB is LOVED!

6. Do you believe in seeing rainbow after the rain?
* YES. If you study Science, you know how it works.

7. What is your favourite colour?
* GREEN – The colour of envy!

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
* Don’t ask me about LOVE can?

9. Do you think you look good?
* No but I look CUTE. ((:

10. What feeling you love the most?
* Delighted, pleased, tickled, happy.

11. What feeling you hate the most?
* EMO-shit. EMO-shit. EMO-shit.

12. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
* YES, it’s an ionic bonding of friendship.

13. Do you believe in God?
* YES, I DO.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
* My heart. Without it, I won’t be alive.

15. Who do you hope to be always there for you?
* Daddy, Mummy, Bro Danial, Bro Darwis.

16. Who are your best friends?
* I have lots of BEST friends but I only have 2 TRUE friends. ((:

17. Who cares for you the most?
GOD cares for me.

18. Which date you like the most?
* 16 FEBRUARY 1991. Hahahas!!

19. Do you believe there is fate and it's destined or it is the path you chose?
* Fate is in GOD’s hands.

20. Do you believe love at first sight?
* I ignored every LOVE questions you ask me. (:

Instructions:
Remove 1 question from above, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have a blessing.

Starting time: 3:03pm
Name: Muhammad Dzikri Bin Jasman
Sister: None
Brother: Danial and Darwis
Shoe size: 9
Height: 1.71m
Area of stay: Tampines

What are your favourite drinks?
* Ice-Lemon Tea, Coke, Coke Light, Zero Cola.

What is your favourite breakfast?
* Roti prate or thosai.

Have you ever been on a plane?
* NO, soon. Destination – To Japan ((:

Swan in the ocean?
* Don’t make me laugh. Hahahas!

Fallen asleep in school?
* NO, I’m a good student.

Broken someone's heart?
* NO or have I?

Fell off your chair?
* Once being sabotaged by Primary School friends.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?
* Only EMOs do that. Oops!! =P

Saved e-mails?
* Only the important ones.

What is your room like?
* Green, spacious, neat, filthy CLEAN!

What's right beside you?
* My IT Web & Tech notes. GARR!!

What's the last thing you ate?
* Ice-creams with chocolate fudge. YUM. YUM!

Ever had chicken pox?
* YES when I was 5.

Ever had sore throat?
* YES after shouting and shouting. LoL!

Ever had stitches?
* NO, I’m afraid of needles.

Ever had a broken nose?
* NO, I take care of my body parts. OH, TOUCH MY BODY.

Do you believe love at first sight?
* I’m ignoring you dumb question.

Do you like picnic?
* YES, OF COURSE.

Who was the last person you danced with?
* This guy from Foreign Bodies Dance Group. Hahahas!

What was the last thing that made you smile?
* Smiling at the earlier question. You know, I know.

What did you last yell at?
* At my IT Web & Tech notes.

Today, did you talk to someone you like?
* YES, my family members. ((:

Did you kiss anyone?
* YES, my Mummy before she went to work.

Do you get sick?
* With IT & Web Tech projects.

Did you talk to an ex?
* I don’t have ex or exes. I will stick to one & only girl.

Do you miss someone?
* YES, too many too list. :’(

Have you eaten?
* NO, you wanna treat me is it?

Best feeling in the world?
* Feeling GAY. Oi, happy lar. ((:

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
* YES, my Donald Duck.

What's under your bed?
* It’s filthy CLEAN. No webs.

Who do you really hate?
* I’m friendly. I don’t hate anyone. LMAO!

What time is it now?
* 3.25pm. Why? Wanna have a date later?

Random:
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
* YES. Must I say who?

Q: Do you have any siblings?
* YES. I have 3 siblings.

Q: Do you want children?
* YES, duh! I want 1 girl & 1 boy.

Q: Do you smile often?
* YES. You only need 15 muscles to SMILE. ((:

Q: Do you like your handwriting?
* YES. Many people say it’s CUTE.

Q: Are your toenails painted?
* I would paint my toenails green if I’m allowed to.

Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?
*I love my bed lar seh. =P

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing?
* Peach.

Q: What were you doing at 7pm yesterday?
* I ate Nasi Pattaya. ((:

Q: I can't wait till?
* Can’t wait to end this. [ #_# ]

Q: When did you cry last?
* Just yesterday. Read my above post please.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
* YES, I AM. DWUW! ~

Q: Do you have any pets?
* I had fishes named Romeo & Juliet’s kids but thrown in the drain.
* I had terrapins named McFlurry but thrown in the drain.
* I had a hamster named Penelope which died during my Mid-Year Examinations in Sec3.

Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now?
* At home?

Q: Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?
* NO, we were just dancing. [ #_# ]

Q: Do you sleep with the TV on?
* I conserve electricity. My Mum will get mad if I do that.

Q: What are you doing right now?
* Multi-tasking. Doing these dumb questions and reading notes.

Q: Have you ever crawled through a window?
* YES. HEHEHEH!!

Q: Can you handle the truth?
* It depends actually.

Q: Are you too forgiving?
* No you hung up. No you hung up!

Q: Are you closer to your mother or father?
* Mother. She gave birth to me.

Q: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
* Cried in front of my laptop. Hahahas!!

Q: How many people can you say you've really loved?
* It’s so easy to say “I LOVE YOU!” Oh, I just did.

Q: Do you eat healthy?
* Is eating chicken wings everyday healthy?

Q: Do you still have pictures of you and your ex?
* I told you. I have no ex or exes. [ #_# ]

Q: Have you ever cried because of something said to you?
* Hahahas! Wink to Ratna. :D

Q: How often do you go to church?
* I go Mosque not Church.

Q: If you're having a bad day, who are you likely to go to?
* Parents then to friends then to some strangers.

Q: Are you loud or quiet most of the time?
* Depends on the situation. Nyahaha!!

Q: Are you confident?
* YES, you asked me already...

AND WITH THAT, I’M DONE!
Time Check: 3:47 pm

Here, I’m going to pour my blessings to...
1. Mrs. F
2. Kak Shiqah
3. Ameera
4. Uddin
5. Nabilah
6. Ratna
7. Rabiatul – NP
8. DIXXEN ((:

~ One Day, Just One Day, I’m Gonna Smack Your Ass! ~

I Love Projects!!

2008-05-01T22:25:00.002+08:00

Bear with me ladies and gentleman.
I’m going to write the next paragraphs in...
Malay Language. Yes, for the first time! ((:

Malay Cultural Group (MCG) was very FUN.
There were too many hidden talents.
Be it in Tarian, Dikir Barat or Drama. DWUW! ~
And I felt intimidated as most of them speak Pure Malay.

On Tuesday, I was so delighted when I did well for my test.
I got 76% for Internet & Web Tech Module test. ((:
YEAH! I’m happy that I didn’t screw it or get below 70%.
Chun Aik got the highest with 24/25. So SMART!
He made BM0808 proud as he’s currently the top scorer overall.

Homework. TIRING. Projects. STRESS!
Its one hectic week for the last few days of April.
Sickening Internet & Web Tech project made the class upset.
We were told to hand in our projects in 1 week time.
Irritated because research websites are ONLY accessible in school.
Dexterous me, copy and paste the article and summarise them at home. Poor beloved friends didn’t think about that! ((:

My group is currently 80% done.
Hsin Rui is such a nice leader to work with.
And I, as a figurehead shall motivate Pearlena not to give up.
Hahahas!! I pity her as she got the difficult task to do.
Well, as a team, we should help each other! ((:

This week, I’ve been sleeping late as in 2 or 3 am.
Just to complete all my projects. Efficiency!
I’m not complaining about the other projects.
They are manageable and I do not need to rush through.
At least, the date due is in 2 or 3 weeks time.
But, not for IT & Web Tech. Garr!! BM0808 hate it!
Just as we thought we’re done studying for Test 1...
We have Test 2 next week!! ZOMG!! [ #_# ]
It up roared the class because she told us last minute again.

~ Teachers Are Using Red Marker & I Can’t See Them Clearly! ~